Samoan Lover
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan Lover" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What did the Samoan lover say to his Girlfriend while making love? A) Hoo baypee kiff me "SAMOA" (Ooh Baby give me some more) (Submitted via email by "Kris")
"Samoan Lover" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What did the Samoan lover say to his Girlfriend while making love? A) Hoo baypee kiff me "SAMOA" (Ooh Baby give me some more) (Submitted via email by "Kris")
Samoan Light
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan Light" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) How many Samoans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) Ton't no te instrukshins hart to read. (Submitted via email by "Kris")
Samoan In Reno
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan In Reno" - e-Hawaii Joke Q. How can you tell a Samoan guy is in Reno? A. He's the one playing with the parking meters. (Submitted via email by "no 'ita's") "Tongan In Reno" - e-Hawaii Joke Q. How can you tell a Tongan guy is in Reno? A. He's waiting for his turn behind the ...
Samoan In Da Fire Lane
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan In Da Fire Lane" - e-Hawaii Joke There was once a Samoan family who went to the store to do some grocery shopping. When they got to the store, the parking lot was full so da fathah say " Honey, you get off and do the shopping and I wait for ...
Samoan In A Bar
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan In A Bar" - e-Hawaii Joke There was a Samoan man, a English man and a Maori man having a few beers in a Bar when this pretty chick walks in. "If any of you guys can put liver and cheese in a sentence, I'll be yours forever". So the Maori man quickly ...
Samoan Driver’s License
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan Driver's License" - e-Hawaii Joke A samoan man was applying for his driver's license and all he had to do was to have pink, green and yellow in one whole sentence: "Okay! I went home and I heard the phone go GREEN-GREEN so I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW!" (Submitted via email ...
Samoan Car
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan Car" - e-Hawaii Joke Q: What is a Favorite Car Amongst Samoans? A: Olds-mo-pill 4-4-2 (Submitted via email by "Dave")
Samoan Alcoholic
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan Alcoholic" - e-Hawaii Joke Did you hear about the Samoan alcoholic? His name is "Meke falafa tasofa". (Submitted via email by "not mike")
You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
Friday, February 27th, 2009"You Know You're From Hawaii If..." - e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there's a longshoreman strike... You don't understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice... You would serve spam as a meat for dinner... You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi You ...
U Know U Local Eef
Friday, February 27th, 2009"U Know U Local Eef" - e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley. You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger. You know which market shave poi on which days. You know that ...
Raising Samoans
Sunday, January 4th, 2009"Raising Samoans" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) How come Samoan Mothers have big arms and necks? A) Cause they gotta raise their kids! (Submitted via email by "Dave")
The Driver
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"The Driver" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) If you see a Samoan man and a black man in the same car, who do you think is driving? A) The policeman. (Submitted via email by "amazon woman")
The Ambulance and the Samoan
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"The Ambulance and the Samoan" - e-Hawaii Joke There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the hospital that passed by a tenement. After they passed the tenement, they saw a Samoan man running quickly to the ambulance. The drivers were questioned by his presence behind them so ...
Elevator Capacity
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Elevator Capacity" - e-Hawaii Joke I entered the elevator and read a sign that said "Maximum capacity: 10 persons or 2 Samoans or 20 Filipinos" (By "Billy G")
Samoan Mother In Law
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Samoan Mother In Law" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a Samoan mother-in-law? A) 2 pounds..... (Submitted via email by "Susan")
Full Diaper
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Full Diaper" - e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. "Hey sister", I cried, "look at your daughter's pampers, the bugga stay full with doo doo!" She looked at me surprised and replied, "Nah cannot be! The box said it was good for 20 ...
Are You Really Filipino?
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out" - e-Hawaii Joke Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just how Filipino you are? Take this less-than-scientific quiz to rate your Filipino-ness. You might just be surprised at the results! Scoring: Give yourself 3 points if you can relate to the following ...
Filipino Hostess
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Filipino Hostess" - e-Hawaii Joke The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word "HOSTESS." The next day, the first student was a Hawaiian boy. He stood up and said, "My auntie is a Luau Hostess." The second student was a Korean girl. She stood ...
Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Murphy's Law - Hawaiian Style" - e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a potluck. A girl in Hawai`i reaches maturity when she reads the Long's ad before the Sunday comics. The chance of being able to divide a manapua evenly in half depends upon how much ...
Brain Surgery
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Brain Surgery" - e-Hawaii Joke This guy walks into this doctor office and says "I would like a new brain." The doc looks at him and says "I got three brains on the wall to choose from." The guy says, "How much is the first one?" The doc says, "That's a lawyer's brain ...
Egg Dispute
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Egg Dispute" - e-Hawaii Joke Every day, a hen owned by the Hawaiian would lay an egg in his garden, which was used in his daily breakfast. One day, he looked into his garden, only to find that the hen had laid her egg in the Texan's garden. He was about to go ...
Hawaiian Football
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Hawaiian Football" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Hawaiian football player? A) A padded "brah" (Submitted via email by "Lori")
Business Golf
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Business Golf" - e-Hawaii Joke An American salesman in Japan happens to have a meeting with a Japanese executive to discuss the deal of his life. Millions of dollars are at stake and the American hits it off with the Japanese executive. At the end of the day long meeting the Japanese ...
Rap Reiplinger – Fate Yanagi
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008Rap Reiplinger - "Fate Yanagi" from Rap's Hawaii - e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing "Fate Yanagi" video - from Rap's Hawaii - performed by Rap Reiplinger. Video compliments of YouTube. Enjoy!
One Way Street
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"One Way Street" - e-Hawaii Joke An officer of the law stopped a Filipino man driving the wrong way on a one way street. "Whas da matta" the man replied, "I know es one way... becus I go now and I no come back."!
