Surfing Samoan
Saturday, January 9th, 2010"Surfing Samoan" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Samoan surfing the outside break at Pipeline on a five-foot day? A) Tufa Out. (Submitted via email by "sah")
"Surfing Samoan" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Samoan surfing the outside break at Pipeline on a five-foot day? A) Tufa Out. (Submitted via email by "sah")
“Speaker” in Samoan
Saturday, January 9th, 2010"'Speaker' in Samoan" - e-Hawaii Joke There was an elementary school teacher. She called on the Samoan kid, the Palagi kid, and the Meauli kid. The teacher asked first to the Palagi kid to make a sentence with the word "speaker", and the Palagi goes "I have stereo with two big speakers ...
Samoans On the Roof
Thursday, December 31st, 2009"Two Samoans On the Roof" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call two Samoans on a roof? A) Solé Power. (Submitted via email by "Asinate") "Ten Samoans On the Roof" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call ten Samoans on a roof? A) Solé System. (Submitted via email by "Nukuna") "More Samoans On the Roof" - e-Hawaii ...
Samoans At the Car Wash
Thursday, December 31st, 2009"Samoans At the Car Wash" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) Where da only place you can find Samoans behind the wheel of a Lexus, Porsche, and an occasional Rolls Royce? A) McKinley Car Wash. (Submitted via email by "J.T.")
Samoan With a Cowboy Hat
Thursday, December 31st, 2009"Samoan With a Cowboy Hat" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Samoan with the cowboy hat? A) Western Samoan (Submitted via email by "J.T.")
Samoan Tel
Thursday, December 31st, 2009"Samoan Tel" - e-Hawaii Joke A utility company offered a contract bid for whomever could plant 50 poles in the ground the fastest. Four groups of men, 12 in each group that were divided by ethnic races, were interested. The first group was da Haoles who did the job in 4 hours. The ...
Samoan Seven Course Dinner
Thursday, December 31st, 2009"Samoan Seven Course Dinner" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is a Samoan seven-course dinner? A) An ulu and a six-pack of beer. (Submitted via email by "Shannon")
Samoan Scent
Thursday, December 31st, 2009"Samoan Scent" - e-Hawaii Joke Once there was an old Samoan lady that stepped into an elevator and on her way down, it stopped and a rich Chinese lady stepped in. Then, two floors later, a rich white lady stepped in. As they were going down, the Chinese lady notices the perfume ...
Samoan Parking Style
Thursday, December 31st, 2009"Samoan Parking Style" - e-Hawaii Joke There was a haole guy riding around a parking lot trying to find a spot. He noticed one in the compact section. As he was pulling around he noticed a van pulling into the spot. He yelled out of the car and said "hey, that spot ...
Samoan Mathematician
Thursday, December 31st, 2009"Samoan Mathematician" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) Did you hear about the Samoan mathematician? A) His name is "Tua tua igua foa". (Submitted via email by "not Mike")
Samoan Lover
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan Lover" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What did the Samoan lover say to his Girlfriend while making love? A) Hoo baypee kiff me "SAMOA" (Ooh Baby give me some more) (Submitted via email by "Kris")
Samoan Light
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan Light" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) How many Samoans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) Ton't no te instrukshins hart to read. (Submitted via email by "Kris")
Samoan In Reno
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan In Reno" - e-Hawaii Joke Q. How can you tell a Samoan guy is in Reno? A. He's the one playing with the parking meters. (Submitted via email by "no 'ita's") "Tongan In Reno" - e-Hawaii Joke Q. How can you tell a Tongan guy is in Reno? A. He's waiting for his turn behind the ...
Samoan In Da Fire Lane
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan In Da Fire Lane" - e-Hawaii Joke There was once a Samoan family who went to the store to do some grocery shopping. When they got to the store, the parking lot was full so da fathah say " Honey, you get off and do the shopping and I wait for ...
Samoan In A Bar
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan In A Bar" - e-Hawaii Joke There was a Samoan man, a English man and a Maori man having a few beers in a Bar when this pretty chick walks in. "If any of you guys can put liver and cheese in a sentence, I'll be yours forever". So the Maori man quickly ...
Samoan Driver’s License
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan Driver's License" - e-Hawaii Joke A samoan man was applying for his driver's license and all he had to do was to have pink, green and yellow in one whole sentence: "Okay! I went home and I heard the phone go GREEN-GREEN so I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW!" (Submitted via email ...
Samoan Car
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan Car" - e-Hawaii Joke Q: What is a Favorite Car Amongst Samoans? A: Olds-mo-pill 4-4-2 (Submitted via email by "Dave")
Samoan Alcoholic
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan Alcoholic" - e-Hawaii Joke Did you hear about the Samoan alcoholic? His name is "Meke falafa tasofa". (Submitted via email by "not mike")
You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
Friday, February 27th, 2009"You Know You're From Hawaii If..." - e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there's a longshoreman strike... You don't understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice... You would serve spam as a meat for dinner... You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi You ...
U Know U Local Eef
Friday, February 27th, 2009"U Know U Local Eef" - e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley. You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger. You know which market shave poi on which days. You know that ...
Raising Samoans
Sunday, January 4th, 2009"Raising Samoans" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) How come Samoan Mothers have big arms and necks? A) Cause they gotta raise their kids! (Submitted via email by "Dave")
The Driver
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"The Driver" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) If you see a Samoan man and a black man in the same car, who do you think is driving? A) The policeman. (Submitted via email by "amazon woman")
The Ambulance and the Samoan
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"The Ambulance and the Samoan" - e-Hawaii Joke There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the hospital that passed by a tenement. After they passed the tenement, they saw a Samoan man running quickly to the ambulance. The drivers were questioned by his presence behind them so ...
Elevator Capacity
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Elevator Capacity" - e-Hawaii Joke I entered the elevator and read a sign that said "Maximum capacity: 10 persons or 2 Samoans or 20 Filipinos" (By "Billy G")
Samoan Mother In Law
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Samoan Mother In Law" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a Samoan mother-in-law? A) 2 pounds..... (Submitted via email by "Susan")
