Jokes
Local Kine Jokes from Hawaii
Click on the link below to read, and crack up at, the local kine jokes. Enjoy!
- 300 Pound Tongan
- A Male Hooker
- The Ambulance and the Samoan
- Apple Juice
- Are You Really Filipino?
- Are You Portuguese?
- Asian Pickup Lines
- “Associate” In Filipino
- Blind Portuguese Man
- Brain Surgery
- Bull of Samoa
- Business Golf
- Calling A Filipino
- Calling A Tongan Woman
- The Car Door
- Cars in Heaven
- Cheese
- Chinese 101 Exam
- Chinese Menu
- Chinese Torture Tests
- Chinese Supplies
- Comfortable
- Condom Use Frequency
- Confusion Say – Chinese Proverbs
- Dang, Dat Boy Is One FOB
- Daniel’s ASCII Sushi Art
- Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail
- Devastation
- The Driver
- Egg Dispute
- EhBrahnics (Ebonics)
- Elevator Capacity
- Filipino Contortionist
- Filipino’s Dog
- Filipino Footwear
- Filipino Helicopter
- Filipino Homework
- Filipino Hostess
- Filipino Moods
- Filipino/Hawaiian
- Filipino Santa
- Filipino Vocabulary
- First Hawaiian Guys to the Moon
- Foggy California
- Foreign Room Service
- Free Transport from NAIA Airport
- Full Diaper
- Gay Midget
- Glenn’s Baggage Claim
- Golf Laws
- Grandma’s Interview
- Haole Boss
- Haole Eye-Opener
- Haole’s Night Out
- Haole Wannabe
- Hawaii’s Golf Truisms
- Hawaiian Astronaut
- Hawaiian Brain Teaser
- Hawaiian Cow
- Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
- Hawaiian Football
- Hawaiian Lady’s Saggy Boobs
- Hawaiian Road
- Help Da Kanaka
- Horny Japanese
- How to Be A Cool Asian
- How to Create a Samoan
- How To Tell If Your Relatives Are Fresh Off the Boat
- Ice Fishing
- Japanese In Pain
- Japanese Man’s Sign For Sex
- Japanese Personality Test
- King of the Jungle
- King of the Jungle: The Sequel
- Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style
- License Plate
- Magic Mirror
- Moki’s Law
- Moki’s Wish
- Monday Night Football
- Mother’s Milk
- Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
- No Look Good
- No Soliciting
- OCCC Escapees
- One Way Street
- Pass Me…
- Pearly Gates
- Persuading Filipino
- Podagee Knock Knock
- Poor Kimo the Dog
- Portuguese Acrobat
- Portuguese At the Movies
- Portuguese Bean Soup
- Portuguese Bird Killer
- Portuguese Burglar
- Portuguese Car Accident
- Portuguese Car Jokes
- Portuguese Coast
- Portuguese Compact
- Portuguese Duck Contest
- Portuguese Gun
- Portuguese Man In the Tree
- Portuguese On the Beach
- Portuguese Ransom
- Portuguese Robbery
- Portuguese Sausage for Lunch
- Portuguese Sleeping In the Car
- Portuguese State Capitals
- Portuguese Water Polo
- Pregnant Portuguese
- Pretty Samoan
- Pronouncing Hawaii
- Puerto Rican in A Three-Piece Suit
- Raising Samoans
- Rap Reiplinger – “Auntie Marialani’s Cooking Show” (Video)
- Rap Reiplinger – “Chanting” (Video)
- Rap Reiplinger – “Fate Yanagi” (Video)
- Rap Reiplinger – “Room Service” (Video)
- Reggae Musician with Glasses
- The Road to Hawaii
- Robbed by an FOB
- Samoan Alcoholic
- Samoan Car
- Samoan Driver’s License
- Samoan In A Bar
- Samoan In Da Fire Lane
- Samoan In Reno
- Samoan Light
- Samoan Lover
- Samoan Mother In Law
- Samoan Mathematician
- Samoan Parking Style
- Samoan Scent
- Samoan Seven Course Dinner
- Samoan Tel
- Samoan With A Cowboy Hat
- Samoans At the Car Wash
- Samoans on the Roof
- Somebody, Nobody and Crazy
- Sound of a Filipino Dog
- “Speaker” in Samoan
- Stop Over
- Surfing Samoan
- Ticket Please
- Tita Blues
- Tita and Pit Bull
- Tongan In the Mirror
- Tongan In the Toilet
- Tongan Lovin’
- Tongan Thumbs
- Tongans In the Tub
- Top 35 Oxymorons
- Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon
- Top Ten Sumo Wrestler Pick-Up Lines
- Tricky Genie
- Trip to Hawaii
- True Portuguese Story
- Two Nuts
- Two Nuts (Part 2)
- Two Portuguese Men Sleeping In the Car
- U Know U Local Eef…
- Uku On One Bald Head
- The Voting Filipino
- What Your Car Says About You
- Witness to a Fight
- Wrong One
- You Know You Are ___ If…
- You Know You Are Japanese-American If…
- You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
- You Know You’re Portuguese If…
- You’re Probably Chinese If…
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