Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Portuguese Gun" - e-Hawaii Joke
A Portuguese woman suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the Portuguese woman is really angry. She ...
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Portuguese Compact" - e-Hawaii Joke
Two Portuguese women are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Portuguese says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Portuguese ...
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Portuguese Coast" - e-Hawaii Joke
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly Portuguese), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband asked, "Who was that?" The wife ...
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Two Samoans On the Roof" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What do you call two Samoans on a roof?
A) Solé Power.
(Submitted via email by "Asinate")
"Ten Samoans On the Roof" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What do you call ten Samoans on a roof?
A) Solé System.
(Submitted via email by "Nukuna")
"More Samoans On the Roof" - e-Hawaii ...
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Samoans At the Car Wash" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) Where da only place you can find Samoans behind the wheel of a Lexus, Porsche, and an occasional Rolls Royce?
A) McKinley Car Wash.
(Submitted via email by "J.T.")
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Samoan With a Cowboy Hat" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What do you call a Samoan with the cowboy hat?
A) Western Samoan
(Submitted via email by "J.T.")
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Samoan Tel" - e-Hawaii Joke
A utility company offered a contract bid for whomever could plant 50 poles in the ground the fastest. Four groups of men, 12 in each group that were divided by ethnic races, were interested.
The first group was da Haoles who did the job in 4 hours. The ...
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Samoan Seven Course Dinner" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What is a Samoan seven-course dinner?
A) An ulu and a six-pack of beer.
(Submitted via email by "Shannon")
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Samoan Scent" - e-Hawaii Joke
Once there was an old Samoan lady that stepped into an elevator and on her way down, it stopped and a rich Chinese lady stepped in. Then, two floors later, a rich white lady stepped in. As they were going down, the Chinese lady notices the perfume ...
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Samoan Parking Style" - e-Hawaii Joke
There was a haole guy riding around a parking lot trying to find a spot. He noticed one in the compact section. As he was pulling around he noticed a van pulling into the spot. He yelled out of the car and said "hey, that spot ...
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
"Samoan Mathematician" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) Did you hear about the Samoan mathematician?
A) His name is "Tua tua igua foa".
(Submitted via email by "not Mike")
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Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
"Somebody, Nobody and Crazy" - e-Hawaii Joke
There were three guys and their names were Somebody Nobody and Crazy. They were all watching TV in da morning all da way 'til midnight. NOBODY got hungry and he told the other two guys he's gonna look for food in the kitchen so he ...
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Samoan Lover" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What did the Samoan lover say to his Girlfriend while making love?
A) Hoo baypee kiff me "SAMOA" (Ooh Baby give me some more)
(Submitted via email by "Kris")
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Samoan Light" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) How many Samoans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A) Ton't no te instrukshins hart to read.
(Submitted via email by "Kris")
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Samoan In Reno" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q. How can you tell a Samoan guy is in Reno?
A. He's the one playing with the parking meters.
(Submitted via email by "no 'ita's")
"Tongan In Reno" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q. How can you tell a Tongan guy is in Reno?
A. He's waiting for his turn behind the ...
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Samoan In Da Fire Lane" - e-Hawaii Joke
There was once a Samoan family who went to the store to do some grocery shopping. When they got to the store, the parking lot was full so da fathah say " Honey, you get off and do the shopping and I wait for ...
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Samoan In A Bar" - e-Hawaii Joke
There was a Samoan man, a English man and a Maori man having a few beers in a Bar when this pretty chick walks in.
"If any of you guys can put liver and cheese in a sentence, I'll be yours forever".
So the Maori man quickly ...
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Samoan Driver's License" - e-Hawaii Joke
A samoan man was applying for his driver's license and all he had to do was to have pink, green and yellow in one whole sentence: "Okay! I went home and I heard the phone go GREEN-GREEN so I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW!"
(Submitted via email ...
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Samoan Car" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q: What is a Favorite Car Amongst Samoans?
A: Olds-mo-pill 4-4-2
(Submitted via email by "Dave")
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Samoan Alcoholic" - e-Hawaii Joke
Did you hear about the Samoan alcoholic?
His name is "Meke falafa tasofa".
(Submitted via email by "not mike")
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Robbed by an FOB" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) How do you know when a FOBer has robbed your house?
A) When all the Sandals are missing.
(Submitted via email by "Julianna")
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"The Road to Hawaii" - e-Hawaii Joke
This man was walking along the beach in Southern California and discovered what appeared to be a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and sure enough, out came this Genie. The Genie was so excited to be out of the lamp that ...
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Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Reggae Musician with Glasses" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What do you call a reggae musician with glasses?
A) Rasta Four-eyes
(Submitted via email by "John")
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Sunday, August 23rd, 2009
"You Know You Are Japanese-American If..." - e-Hawaii Joke
You know that Camp doesn't mean a cabin in the woods.
The men in your family were gardeners, farmers or produce workers.
The women in your family were seamstresses, domestic workers or farm laborers.
Your Issei grandparents had an arranged marriage.
One of your relatives was a ...
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Friday, February 27th, 2009
"You Know You're From Hawaii If..." - e-Hawaii Joke
You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there's a longshoreman strike...
You don't understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice...
You would serve spam as a meat for dinner...
You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi
You ...
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