Asian Pickup Lines
“Asian Pickup Lines” - e-Hawaii Joke
10) I may look like a nerd but it’s only a disguise.
9) I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.
Uhhhh, no, I didn’t play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.
7) Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
6) What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y’see, I’m finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
5) Yeah, (sniff) I cried during “Joy Luck Club.”
4) Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
3) You know what? It’s strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!
2) Hey baby, wan ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that’ll leave you breathless?
1) My eyes may seem small but I’ve got a HUGE personality!
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