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I’m Hooked on EhBrahnics.
It’s the easy and quick way to converse. EhBrahnics! See for yourself
how easy it is!
Before:
Hello. I’ve been meaning to ask you exactly how old you actually are.
After:
Howzit. What year you grad?
Before:
Pardon me. Your actions make me seriously doubt your manhood.
After:
Wot. Panty?
Before:
That is an excellent idea. I am in full concurrence with your plan. let us do the
deal.
After:
Shoots!
Before:
It’s those darn tourists again. You know, they’re getting to be a pain
in my side.
After:
‘Frickin Haoles!
Before:
Excuse me, you seem to be blocking my path of travel. Would you mind
stepping to the side please?
After:
Try move.
Before:
Please officer, I give you my word that I will no longer travel in excess of the
speed limit. I beg you not to write that ticket.
After:
Eh, you know my uncle?
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