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Friday, February 27th, 2009

"You Know You're From Hawaii If..." - e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there's a longshoreman strike... You don't understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice... You would serve spam as a meat for dinner... You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi You ...

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U Know U Local Eef

Friday, February 27th, 2009

"U Know U Local Eef" - e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley. You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger. You know which market shave poi on which days. You know that ...

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