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		<title>Tongans In the Tub</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Tongans In the Tub&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What do you call 3 Tongans guys in a tub?
A) GUERRILLAS IN THE MIST!
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Sonja&#8221;)
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		<title>Tongan Thumbs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Tongan Thumbs&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Q) Why do Tongans have big thumbs?
A) &#8217;cause they have big nostrils
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Sonja&#8221;)
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		<title>Tongan Lovin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Tongan Lovin&#8217;&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Q: What does a Tongan say during sex?
A: Neeeeeeeigggghhhh
(Submitted via email by &#8220;smackdownqueen&#8221;)
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		<title>Tongan In the Toilet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Tongan In the Toilet&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Q) How do you know if a Tongan has been in your toilet?
A) There&#8217;s no wall paper on the wall.
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Mareko&#8221;)
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		<title>Tongan In the Mirror</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Tongan In the Mirror&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
A Tongan stood in front of the Mirror and asked &#8220;Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the prettiest of them all?&#8221; and the Mirror replied *craaack!*
(Submitted via email by &#8220;smackdownqueen&#8221;)
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		<title>Samoan In Reno</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 10:44:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Samoan In Reno&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Q. How can you tell a Samoan guy is in Reno?
A. He&#8217;s the one playing with the parking meters.
(Submitted via email by &#8220;no &#8216;ita&#8217;s&#8221;)
&#8220;Tongan In Reno&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Q. How can you tell a Tongan guy is in Reno?
A. He&#8217;s waiting for his turn behind the Samoan.
(Submitted via email by &#8220;sofa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re From Hawaii If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You Know You&#8217;re From Hawaii If&#8230;&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there&#8217;s a longshoreman strike&#8230;
You don&#8217;t understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice&#8230;
You would serve spam as a meat for dinner&#8230;
You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi
You know what a plumeria is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U Know U Local Eef</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;U Know U Local Eef&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer.
Only NOW you know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley.
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger.
You know which market shave poi on which days.
You know that Char Hung Sut is closed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>300 Pound Tongan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;300 Pound Tongan&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What do you call a 300 pound Tongan girl?
A) Anorexic
(Submitted via email by &#8220;smackdownqueen&#8221;)
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		<title>Full Diaper</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Full Diaper&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by.
&#8220;Hey sister&#8221;, I cried, &#8220;look at your daughter&#8217;s pampers, the bugga stay full with doo doo!&#8221;
She looked at me surprised and replied, &#8220;Nah cannot be! The box said it was good for 20 to 25 pounds!&#8221;
(By &#8220;Shan&#8221; age [...]]]></description>
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