Tongans In the Tub
Saturday, January 9th, 2010"Tongans In the Tub" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call 3 Tongans guys in a tub? A) GUERRILLAS IN THE MIST! (Submitted via email by "Sonja")
"Tongans In the Tub" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call 3 Tongans guys in a tub? A) GUERRILLAS IN THE MIST! (Submitted via email by "Sonja")
Tongan Thumbs
Saturday, January 9th, 2010"Tongan Thumbs" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why do Tongans have big thumbs? A) 'cause they have big nostrils (Submitted via email by "Sonja")
Tongan Lovin’
Saturday, January 9th, 2010"Tongan Lovin'" - e-Hawaii Joke Q: What does a Tongan say during sex? A: Neeeeeeeigggghhhh (Submitted via email by "smackdownqueen")
Tongan In the Toilet
Saturday, January 9th, 2010"Tongan In the Toilet" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do you know if a Tongan has been in your toilet? A) There's no wall paper on the wall. (Submitted via email by "Mareko")
Tongan In the Mirror
Saturday, January 9th, 2010"Tongan In the Mirror" - e-Hawaii Joke A Tongan stood in front of the Mirror and asked "Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the prettiest of them all?" and the Mirror replied *craaack!* (Submitted via email by "smackdownqueen")
Samoan In Reno
Saturday, September 19th, 2009"Samoan In Reno" - e-Hawaii Joke Q. How can you tell a Samoan guy is in Reno? A. He's the one playing with the parking meters. (Submitted via email by "no 'ita's") "Tongan In Reno" - e-Hawaii Joke Q. How can you tell a Tongan guy is in Reno? A. He's waiting for his turn behind the ...
You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
Friday, February 27th, 2009"You Know You're From Hawaii If..." - e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there's a longshoreman strike... You don't understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice... You would serve spam as a meat for dinner... You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi You ...
U Know U Local Eef
Friday, February 27th, 2009"U Know U Local Eef" - e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley. You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger. You know which market shave poi on which days. You know that ...
300 Pound Tongan
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"300 Pound Tongan" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a 300 pound Tongan girl? A) Anorexic (Submitted via email by "smackdownqueen")
Full Diaper
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Full Diaper" - e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. "Hey sister", I cried, "look at your daughter's pampers, the bugga stay full with doo doo!" She looked at me surprised and replied, "Nah cannot be! The box said it was good for 20 ...
Are You Really Filipino?
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out" - e-Hawaii Joke Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just how Filipino you are? Take this less-than-scientific quiz to rate your Filipino-ness. You might just be surprised at the results! Scoring: Give yourself 3 points if you can relate to the following ...
Filipino Hostess
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Filipino Hostess" - e-Hawaii Joke The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word "HOSTESS." The next day, the first student was a Hawaiian boy. He stood up and said, "My auntie is a Luau Hostess." The second student was a Korean girl. She stood ...
Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Murphy's Law - Hawaiian Style" - e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a potluck. A girl in Hawai`i reaches maturity when she reads the Long's ad before the Sunday comics. The chance of being able to divide a manapua evenly in half depends upon how much ...
Brain Surgery
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Brain Surgery" - e-Hawaii Joke This guy walks into this doctor office and says "I would like a new brain." The doc looks at him and says "I got three brains on the wall to choose from." The guy says, "How much is the first one?" The doc says, "That's a lawyer's brain ...
Egg Dispute
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Egg Dispute" - e-Hawaii Joke Every day, a hen owned by the Hawaiian would lay an egg in his garden, which was used in his daily breakfast. One day, he looked into his garden, only to find that the hen had laid her egg in the Texan's garden. He was about to go ...
Hawaiian Football
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Hawaiian Football" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Hawaiian football player? A) A padded "brah" (Submitted via email by "Lori")
Business Golf
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Business Golf" - e-Hawaii Joke An American salesman in Japan happens to have a meeting with a Japanese executive to discuss the deal of his life. Millions of dollars are at stake and the American hits it off with the Japanese executive. At the end of the day long meeting the Japanese ...
Rap Reiplinger – Fate Yanagi
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008Rap Reiplinger - "Fate Yanagi" from Rap's Hawaii - e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing "Fate Yanagi" video - from Rap's Hawaii - performed by Rap Reiplinger. Video compliments of YouTube. Enjoy!
One Way Street
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"One Way Street" - e-Hawaii Joke An officer of the law stopped a Filipino man driving the wrong way on a one way street. "Whas da matta" the man replied, "I know es one way... becus I go now and I no come back."!
King of the Jungle
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"King of the Jungle" - e-Hawaii Joke One day, the King of the Jungle wanted to tour his kingdom and ask them all a simple question, "Who is the King of the Jungle?" He came across a giraffe and said, "Grrr!!!! Who is the King of the Jungle?!!!" The Giraffe answered, "Why, why, ...
OCCC Escapees
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"OCCC Escapees" - e-Hawaii Joke One day three men from OCCC was planning an escape. They dug a deep hole under the fence and made their escape. The guards were chasing them down fiercely with hunting dogs. The three men ran for cover and each climbed up the mango trees. The dogs led ...
Podagee Knock Knock
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Podagee Knock Knock" - e-Hawaii Joke Knock Knock... Who's there? Podagee Burgular (Submitted via email by "Sistah Cuz")
Rap Reiplinger – Chanting
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008Rap Reiplinger - "Chanting" from Rap's Hawaii - e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing "Chanting" video - from Rap's Hawaii - performed by Rap Reiplinger. Video compliments of YouTube. Enjoy!
Haole Wannabe
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Haole Wannabe" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Haole trying to talk pidgin? A) Training Bra! (Submitted via email by "Sheila")
Moki’s Law
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Moki's Law" - e-Hawaii Joke Moki’s Law: The chance of you dividing a manapua evenly in half depends upon how much you want to share it. Moki’s Law: The syrup in your shave ice will always run out before the ice. Moki’s Law: Never insult a person who is hairier than you or named ...
