Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Portuguese Acrobat" - e-Hawaii Joke
A haole woman was taking a walk one day when she happened upon two Portuguese men. One of them was digging a ditch with a shovel and the other was doing all kinds of magnificent acrobatic back flips and somersaults.
The woman walked up to the man who ...
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Haole Eye-Opener" - e-Hawaii Joke
Late one Saturday night, a haole guy and his girlfriend pulled off the highway and parked in a cane field so they could be alone.
Just as the guy shut off his engine, several Hawaiians jumped out of the sugar cane and began hitting his car with baseball ...
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Haole's Night Out" - e-Hawaii Joke
One night at a bar, a haole guy ordered a beer. Holding the beer up as if giving a toast, he yelled "T-G-I-F!", and guzzled it down.
A Hawaiian guy at the other end of the bar held up his beer and yelled "S-H-I-T!", and guzzled it ...
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Monday Night Football" - e-Hawaii Joke
A haole and a Portagee were watching Monday Night Football together. The haole said "I'll bet you ten dollars the quarterback throws an interception on the next play."
The Portagee says "You're on!"
Sure enough, on the very next play, the quarterback throws an interception.
"Shet!" says the Portagee, ...
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Portuguese Bean Soup" - e-Hawaii Joke
Q:)Why do the Portuguese have bean soup for dinner on Friday nights?
A) So they can take one bubble bath on Saturday morning.
(Submitted via email by "Shannon")
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Are You Portuguese?" - e-Hawaii Joke
One day a Portuguese man walked into a store. He walked up to the counter and said to the attendant "May I please have a spicy Portuguese sausage?"
The attendant replied "Oh, are you Portuguese?"
"You know, I kind of resent that", said the man. "If I had ...
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