A Male Hooker
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"A Male Hooker" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a gay hooker from Hawaii? A) A Hawaiian Manhole (Submitted via email by Lofia)
"A Male Hooker" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a gay hooker from Hawaii? A) A Hawaiian Manhole (Submitted via email by Lofia)
Bull of Samoa
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Bull of Samoa" - e-Hawaii Joke China, New Zealand, England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says "I want to make a toast to ...
Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Confucius Say - Chinese Proverbs" - e-Hawaii Joke Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run in back of car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife ...
Apple Juice
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Apple Juice" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do Filipinos use apple juice in a sentence? A) When I dropped my moms crystalware, she screamed "APOJUCE!" (Submitted via email by "Pok Head")
Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail" - e-Hawaii Joke A Filipino man took a test for employment and was asked to make a sentence using the following words: Defense, Detail, Defeat, & Deduct. After a brief moment he replied, "Deduct jumped over Defense, first Defeat than Detail. "
Japanese Personality Test
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Japanese Personality Test" - e-Hawaii Joke This is not really a joke but we found it pretty interesting. Answers are based on Ancient Japanese Archetypes. You are in the desert. You are traveling with 5 animals: A Lion A Monkey A Sheep A Cow and A Horse It is a long way more to the safety of civilization, ...
Filipino Helicopter
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Filipino Helicopter" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do Filipinos use helicopter in a sentence? A) I went to a police convention and I saw "hella-cop-dere"! (Submitted via email by "Pok Head")
Cars In Heaven
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Cars In Heaven" - e-Hawaii Joke "Doc, I had one terrible dream last night," said Kimo to his Psychiatrist. "I wen dream dat I wen die and wen go to see da braddah in heaven, and he told me dat if I'd never cheated on my wife I could drive a ...
Rap Reiplinger – Room Service
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008Rap Reiplinger - "Room Service" from Rap's Hawaii - e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing "Room Service" video - from Rap's Hawaii - performed by Rap Reiplinger. Video compliments of YouTube. Enjoy!
Haole Eye-Opener
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Haole Eye-Opener" - e-Hawaii Joke Late one Saturday night, a haole guy and his girlfriend pulled off the highway and parked in a cane field so they could be alone. Just as the guy shut off his engine, several Hawaiians jumped out of the sugar cane and began hitting his car with baseball ...
Japanese In Pain
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Japanese In Pain" - e-Hawaii Joke Q.) What did the Japanese man say when the truck ran over his foot? A.) Ah-gee-no-mo'-toe! (Ajinomoto) :0) (Submitted via email by "Cheryl M.")
Portuguese Car Jokes
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Portuguese Car Jokes" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What kind of car does a Portuguese person drive? A) A Camaro Q) What is the color of a Portuguese person's car? A) Silva Q) What sound does the car make? A) Pacheco.. pacheco...pacheco. OR Techiera...Techiera...Techiera. (Submitted via email by "Michelle")
Haole’s Night Out
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Haole's Night Out" - e-Hawaii Joke One night at a bar, a haole guy ordered a beer. Holding the beer up as if giving a toast, he yelled "T-G-I-F!", and guzzled it down. A Hawaiian guy at the other end of the bar held up his beer and yelled "S-H-I-T!", and guzzled it ...
Portuguese Ransom
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Portuguese Ransom" - e-Hawaii Joke There was a Portuguese woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in ...
“Associate” In Filipino
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"'Associate' In Filipino" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) How does Filipino use "associate" in a sentence? A) "I went inside da Mcdonalds to use da batroom and "associate"!!! (Get it! "I saw sh*t.")
Chinese 101 Exam
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Chinese 101 Exam" - e-Hawaii Joke 1. We have reason you are hiding a fugitive a. Hu ya hai ding 2. Approach me b. Shai gai 3. Stupid fellow c. Tai ni po ni 4. Inquiry to determine if bus is due d. Ni ahn 5. Oriental swindlers e. Ai ban mai ni 6. Not very good f. Kum hia 7. Small horse ...
Chinese Supplies
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Chinese Supplies" - e-Hawaii Joke There was a Hawaiian, a Samoan, and a Chinese guy applying for work at a construction site. The manager looks at the Hawaiian and says, "You look pretty big, you can lift all the heavy lumber." He looks at the Samoan guy, "You look pretty big ...
Calling A Filipino
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Calling A Filipino" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did the Filipino lady cross da road? A) Her neighbor turned on da sprinkler, so she heard "psst-psst-psst". (Submitted via email by John)
Portuguese Water Polo
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Portuguese Water Polo" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) You heard about da potagee water polo player? A) His horse wen drown! (Submitted via email by "Violet")
Pretty Samoan
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Pretty Samoan" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) Eh what you call a Pretty Samoan girl? A) LUCKY! (Submitted via email by "Davis")
Filipino Vocabulary
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Filipino Vocabulary" - e-Hawaii Joke IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FILIPINO! Use TENACIOUS in a sentence. I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT,and DETAIL in a sentence. DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE,first DEFEAT and then DETAIL. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence. I hear dripping ...
Horny Japanese
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Horny Japanese" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? A) They vote. Get it? "Election" (Submitted via email by "Errol")
Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Lawyer Jokes... Hawaiian Style" - e-Hawaii Joke Did you hear about the new sushi bar on Bishop Street that caters exclusively to lawyers? * It's called Sosumi. Why do lawyers never take their cats to Waikiki Beach? * Their cats keep trying to bury them with sand. How do you get a lawyer out of ...
Monday Night Football
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Monday Night Football" - e-Hawaii Joke A haole and a Portagee were watching Monday Night Football together. The haole said "I'll bet you ten dollars the quarterback throws an interception on the next play." The Portagee says "You're on!" Sure enough, on the very next play, the quarterback throws an interception. "Shet!" says the Portagee, ...
Pearly Gates
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008"Pearly Gates" - e-Hawaii Joke One day Kimo comes home from work all distressed and worried. Kimo tells his mother that he is worried about getting into heaven. Therefore, Kimo tells his mom "Ma if I should ever pass away before you, please bury 2 Akule on my grave." Kimo's mom says: "Kimo, no ...
