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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re From Hawaii If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You Know You&#8217;re From Hawaii If&#8230;&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there&#8217;s a longshoreman strike&#8230;
You don&#8217;t understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice&#8230;
You would serve spam as a meat for dinner&#8230;
You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi
You know what a plumeria is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U Know U Local Eef</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;U Know U Local Eef&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer.
Only NOW you know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley.
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger.
You know which market shave poi on which days.
You know that Char Hung Sut is closed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Full Diaper</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Full Diaper&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by.
&#8220;Hey sister&#8221;, I cried, &#8220;look at your daughter&#8217;s pampers, the bugga stay full with doo doo!&#8221;
She looked at me surprised and replied, &#8220;Nah cannot be! The box said it was good for 20 to 25 pounds!&#8221;
(By &#8220;Shan&#8221; age [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are You Really Filipino?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out&#8221;  - e-Hawaii Joke
Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just how Filipino you are? Take this less-than-scientific quiz to rate your Filipino-ness. You might just be surprised at the results!
Scoring: Give yourself 3 points if you can relate to the following characteristics yourself, 2 points if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Filipino Hostess</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Filipino Hostess&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word &#8220;HOSTESS.&#8221; The next day, the first student was a Hawaiian boy. He stood up and said, &#8220;My auntie is a Luau Hostess.&#8221; The second student was a Korean girl. She stood up and said, &#8220;My mommy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Murphy&#8217;s Law &#8211; Hawaiian Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Murphy&#8217;s Law &#8211; Hawaiian Style&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a potluck.
A girl in Hawai`i reaches maturity when she reads the Long&#8217;s ad before the Sunday comics.
The chance of being able to divide a manapua evenly in half depends upon how much you want to share it.
Life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brain Surgery</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Brain Surgery&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
This guy walks into this doctor office and says &#8220;I would like a new brain.&#8221; The doc looks at him and says &#8220;I got three brains on the wall to choose from.&#8221;
The guy says, &#8220;How much is the first one?&#8221; The doc says, &#8220;That&#8217;s a lawyer&#8217;s brain that is $200,000.&#8221; The guy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Egg Dispute</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Egg Dispute&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Every day, a hen owned by the Hawaiian would lay an egg in his garden, which was used in his daily breakfast. One day, he looked into his garden, only to find that the hen had laid her egg in the Texan&#8217;s garden.
He was about to go next door when he saw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hawaiian Football</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hawaiian Football&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What do you call a Hawaiian football player?
A) A padded &#8220;brah&#8221;
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Lori&#8221;)
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		<title>Business Golf</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Business Golf&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
An American salesman in Japan happens to have a meeting with a Japanese executive to discuss the deal of his life. Millions of dollars are at stake and the American hits it off with the Japanese executive. At the end of the day long meeting the Japanese executive invites the American to [...]]]></description>
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