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		<title>True Portuguese Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;True Portuguese Story&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
One night at a bar I visited the men&#8217;s restroom and one big guy followed me in.
&#8220;Eh, Funny Man!&#8221;, he yelled at me, &#8220;I&#8217;m Portuguese, and I don&#8217;t care for all those jokes you been telling all night!&#8221;
Thinking fast, I replied &#8220;Bruddah, I was not making fun of the local [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Portuguese If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 02:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You Know You&#8217;re Portuguese If&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
The day after you got married, your wife&#8217;s immediate family moved into your house, permanently.
The plastic covering is still on your lamp shades.
Every person you&#8217;ve ever introduced to your husband, has been a relative of yours.
There are two refrigerators in your house. One for regular food, the other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Portuguese Men Sleeping In the Car</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 02:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Two Portuguese Men Sleeping In the Car&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) Wat u call 2 portagees sleeping in da car?
A) Mendoza
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Crack Seed&#8221;)
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		<title>Portuguese Sleeping In the Car</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 02:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Portuguese Sleeping In the Car&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) Wat u call one portagee sleeping in da kauwila?
A) Cardoza
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Crack Seed&#8221;)
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		<title>Portuguese On the Beach</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 02:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Portuguese On the Beach&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What u call one portagee on da beach?
A) Santos
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Crack Seed&#8221;)
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		<title>Portuguese Robbery</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 02:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Portuguese Robbery&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Returning home from work, a Portuguese woman was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Portuguese Car Accident</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Portuguese Car Accident&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
A Portuguese woman had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. &#8220;My God!&#8221; the trooper gasped. Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pregnant Portuguese</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Pregnant Portuguese&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What did the Portuguese woman say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A) &#8220;Is it mine?&#8221;
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Dennis&#8221;)
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		<title>Portuguese State Capitals</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Portuguese State Capitals&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
A Portuguese woman was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.  She proudly says, &#8220;Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.&#8221; A friend says, &#8220;OK, what&#8217;s the capital of Wisconsin?&#8221; The Portuguese replies, &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s easy: W.&#8221;
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Dennis&#8221;)
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		<title>Portuguese Gun</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Portuguese Gun&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
A Portuguese woman suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the Portuguese woman is really angry. She opens her purse to take [...]]]></description>
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