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		<title>Filipino Hostess</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Filipino Hostess&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word &#8220;HOSTESS.&#8221; The next day, the first student was a Hawaiian boy. He stood up and said, &#8220;My auntie is a Luau Hostess.&#8221; The second student was a Korean girl. She stood up and said, &#8220;My mommy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OCCC Escapees</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;OCCC Escapees&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
One day three men from OCCC was planning an escape. They dug a deep hole under the fence and made their escape. The guards were chasing them down fiercely with hunting dogs. The three men ran for cover and each climbed up the mango trees.
The dogs led the guards to the first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Portuguese Car Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Portuguese Car Jokes&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What kind of car does a Portuguese person drive?
A) A Camaro
Q) What is the color of a Portuguese person&#8217;s car?
A) Silva
Q) What sound does the car make?
A) Pacheco.. pacheco&#8230;pacheco. OR Techiera&#8230;Techiera&#8230;Techiera.
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Michelle&#8221;)
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