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		<title>Top 35 Oxymorons</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 12:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Top 35 Oxymorons&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
35. State worker
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Butt head
19. Military intelligence
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)
16. &#8220;Now, then &#8230;&#8221;
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tita and Pit Bull</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 12:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Tita and Pit Bull&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What&#8217;s the difference between a Tita and a Pitbull?
A) Lipstick
(Submitted via email by &#8220;John&#8221;)
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		<title>Tita Blues</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 12:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Tita Blues&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What do you call a “tita from Waianae” who just lost her boyfriend?
A) Brah-less!
(Submitted via email by &#8220;JR&#8221;)
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		<title>Ticket Please</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ticket Please&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Three Japanese engineers and three Chinese accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. &#8220;How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?&#8221; asks an accountant. &#8220;Watch and you&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop Over</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Stop Over&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
My future sister-in-law called our house excited cause she found out that she gets to come to Hawaii. They were leaving out of L.A. straight to Honolulu, and when she found out how much the tickets were going to cost she asked if it would be cheaper if they took a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>True Portuguese Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;True Portuguese Story&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
One night at a bar I visited the men&#8217;s restroom and one big guy followed me in.
&#8220;Eh, Funny Man!&#8221;, he yelled at me, &#8220;I&#8217;m Portuguese, and I don&#8217;t care for all those jokes you been telling all night!&#8221;
Thinking fast, I replied &#8220;Bruddah, I was not making fun of the local [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Probably Chinese If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re Probably Chinese If&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke

You eat rice for breakfast.
Your friends and everybody else assume you know Kung Fu.
You remember or still use &#8220;the bowl&#8221; for haircuts.
Your folk&#8217;s kitchen have a constant lingering aroma.
You notice the main topic at family get-togethers is food.
Your parent&#8217;s lifelong ambition is to go to Las Vegas.
You never ever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Voting Filipino</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The Voting Filipino&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Q) Why didn&#8217;t they let the Filipino man vote?
A) Because he might eat the ballot (balut)!
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Beth&#8221;)
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		<title>Free Transport from NAIA Airport</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Free Transport from NAIA Airport&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
To my fellow Filipinos, Good news from GMA.
Starting January of 2010, Filipinos from all around the world will surely benefit from this one-of-a-kind service from the newly passed law by the government of the Philippines . The service is entitled Hatid Kabayan. Any Filipino who has lived in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons There Won&#8217;t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Top Ten Reasons There Won&#8217;t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
10) White House not big enough for in-laws
9) Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics
8 ) Oval Office has bad feng shui (literally means &#8216;wind water&#8217;)
7) Can’t find decent roast duck inside the beltway
6) Secret service can&#8217;t handle nagging from mother
5) [...]]]></description>
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