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Filipino Contortionist

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

"Filipino Contortionist" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Filipino Contortionist? A) A "manila folder" (Submitted via email by "John")

Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

"Murphy's Law - Hawaiian Style" - e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a potluck. A girl in Hawai`i reaches maturity when she reads the Long's ad before the Sunday comics. The chance of being able to divide a manapua evenly in half depends upon how much ...

Portuguese Burgular

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

"Portuguese Burgular" - e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did da Portage burglar break two windows? A) One to get in, and one to get out. (Submitted via email by "John")