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		<title>Ticket Please</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ticket Please&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Three Japanese engineers and three Chinese accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. &#8220;How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?&#8221; asks an accountant. &#8220;Watch and you&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You Are Japanese-American If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 08:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You Know You Are Japanese-American If&#8230;&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You know that Camp doesn&#8217;t mean a cabin in the woods.
The men in your family were gardeners, farmers or produce workers.
The women in your family were seamstresses, domestic workers or farm laborers.
Your Issei grandparents had an arranged marriage.
One of your relatives was a &#8220;picture bride.&#8221;
You have Nisei relatives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re From Hawaii If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You Know You&#8217;re From Hawaii If&#8230;&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there&#8217;s a longshoreman strike&#8230;
You don&#8217;t understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice&#8230;
You would serve spam as a meat for dinner&#8230;
You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi
You know what a plumeria is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U Know U Local Eef</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;U Know U Local Eef&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer.
Only NOW you know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley.
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger.
You know which market shave poi on which days.
You know that Char Hung Sut is closed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hawaiian Driver&#8217;s License Application</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hawaiian Brain Teaser&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Please try fo complete dis as best as you can.
Last name:
_______________________________________
[if your last name no fit, continue on da oddah side of da page.]
First name:
[ ] Junior
[ ] Junior Boy
[ ] J.B. (short for Jr. Boy)
[ ] Honey Girl
[ ] Tita
[ ] Sista
[ ] Bradda
[ ] Sista-Girl
What year you went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Full Diaper</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Full Diaper&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by.
&#8220;Hey sister&#8221;, I cried, &#8220;look at your daughter&#8217;s pampers, the bugga stay full with doo doo!&#8221;
She looked at me surprised and replied, &#8220;Nah cannot be! The box said it was good for 20 to 25 pounds!&#8221;
(By &#8220;Shan&#8221; age [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are You Really Filipino?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out&#8221;  - e-Hawaii Joke
Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just how Filipino you are? Take this less-than-scientific quiz to rate your Filipino-ness. You might just be surprised at the results!
Scoring: Give yourself 3 points if you can relate to the following characteristics yourself, 2 points if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Filipino Hostess</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Filipino Hostess&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word &#8220;HOSTESS.&#8221; The next day, the first student was a Hawaiian boy. He stood up and said, &#8220;My auntie is a Luau Hostess.&#8221; The second student was a Korean girl. She stood up and said, &#8220;My mommy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Murphy&#8217;s Law &#8211; Hawaiian Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Murphy&#8217;s Law &#8211; Hawaiian Style&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a potluck.
A girl in Hawai`i reaches maturity when she reads the Long&#8217;s ad before the Sunday comics.
The chance of being able to divide a manapua evenly in half depends upon how much you want to share it.
Life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brain Surgery</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Brain Surgery&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
This guy walks into this doctor office and says &#8220;I would like a new brain.&#8221; The doc looks at him and says &#8220;I got three brains on the wall to choose from.&#8221;
The guy says, &#8220;How much is the first one?&#8221; The doc says, &#8220;That&#8217;s a lawyer&#8217;s brain that is $200,000.&#8221; The guy [...]]]></description>
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