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		<title>The Voting Filipino</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The Voting Filipino&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Q) Why didn&#8217;t they let the Filipino man vote?
A) Because he might eat the ballot (balut)!
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Beth&#8221;)
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		<title>Free Transport from NAIA Airport</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Free Transport from NAIA Airport&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
To my fellow Filipinos, Good news from GMA.
Starting January of 2010, Filipinos from all around the world will surely benefit from this one-of-a-kind service from the newly passed law by the government of the Philippines . The service is entitled Hatid Kabayan. Any Filipino who has lived in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re From Hawaii If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You Know You&#8217;re From Hawaii If&#8230;&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there&#8217;s a longshoreman strike&#8230;
You don&#8217;t understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice&#8230;
You would serve spam as a meat for dinner&#8230;
You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi
You know what a plumeria is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U Know U Local Eef</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;U Know U Local Eef&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer.
Only NOW you know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley.
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger.
You know which market shave poi on which days.
You know that Char Hung Sut is closed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sound of a Filipino Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Sound of a Filipino Dog&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What did the Filipino dog sound like when it ran into a wall?
A) Doog!
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Pok Head&#8221;)
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		<title>No Look Good</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;No Look Good&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
One day, a farmer&#8217;s horse had died and he needed another horse to pull his plow.
As the farmer was walking down the road, he saw a horse eating grass in the pasture and questioned the owner. &#8220;How much money would you like for that horse?&#8221;
The Filipino man replied, &#8220;He not por [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hawaiian Driver&#8217;s License Application</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hawaiian Brain Teaser&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Please try fo complete dis as best as you can.
Last name:
_______________________________________
[if your last name no fit, continue on da oddah side of da page.]
First name:
[ ] Junior
[ ] Junior Boy
[ ] J.B. (short for Jr. Boy)
[ ] Honey Girl
[ ] Tita
[ ] Sista
[ ] Bradda
[ ] Sista-Girl
What year you went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Devastation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Devastation&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What is a Filipino&#8217;s idea of devastation?
A) It&#8217;s where you catch de bus.
(Submitted via email by &#8220;not Mike&#8221;)
&#8220;Devastation&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Q) How does a filipino use &#8220;devastation&#8221; in a sentence?
A) Hoy auntie, dont you have to go buy your ticket at &#8220;DEVASTATION&#8221;? (get it the bus station???)
(Submitted via email by &#8220;Stacie&#8221;)
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		<title>Filipino Moods</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Filipino Moods&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
There were three Filipino friends who were invited to a Mood Party. In order to be allowed access into the party, each person had to make an appearance as a mood or feeling.
The first guy went to the supermarket and bought a pear. The second, bought a dress and the last bought [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Portuguese Duck Contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Portuguese Duck Contest&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
It was duck season again. One sunny afternoon out in the plantation fields, the Filipino and his next door neighbor were out shooting for ducks. The Potagee shoots a duck and it starts falling down landing on the Filipino mans territory.
The Potagee guy says &#8220;EH! That&#8217;s my duck!&#8221;
The Filipino guy says [...]]]></description>
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