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		<title>Condom Use Frequency</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Condom Use Frequency&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
A Hawaiian man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks, &#8220;What are these, Dad?&#8221;
The man matter-of-factly replies, &#8220;Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.&#8221;
&#8220;Oh, I see,&#8221; replied the boy pensively.
He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japanese Man&#8217;s Sign For Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Japanese Man&#8217;s Sign For Sex&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
After nights of frustrating attempts of trying to seduce his wife, the Japanese man finally made a proposition to his wife.
&#8220;If you want to have sex with me, let me know by pulling on my penis one time.&#8221;
&#8220;If you are not in the mood and do not want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cars In Heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Cars In Heaven&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
&#8220;Doc, I had one terrible dream last night,&#8221; said Kimo to his Psychiatrist. &#8220;I wen dream dat I wen die and wen go to see da braddah in heaven, and he told me dat if I&#8217;d never cheated on my wife I could drive a luxury car around heaven forever! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Portuguese Ransom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Portuguese Ransom&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
There was a Portuguese woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:
&#8220;I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hawaiian Brain Teaser</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hawaiian Brain Teaser&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
A Hawaiian man has two bottles of medication. One bottle contains Pill A and the other bottle contains Pill B. He must take one Pill A and one Pill B every day for the rest of his life or it could be life threatening. If he takes more than one Pill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Haole Boss</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Haole Boss&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
My haole boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn&#8217;t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local Sign shop and bought a small sign that read, &#8220;I&#8217;m the Boss&#8221;. He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from [...]]]></description>
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