Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Condom Use Frequency" - e-Hawaii Joke
A Hawaiian man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I ...
Posted in Jokes | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Japanese Man's Sign For Sex" - e-Hawaii Joke
After nights of frustrating attempts of trying to seduce his wife, the Japanese man finally made a proposition to his wife.
"If you want to have sex with me, let me know by pulling on my penis one time."
"If you are not in the ...
Posted in Jokes | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Cars In Heaven" - e-Hawaii Joke
"Doc, I had one terrible dream last night," said Kimo to his Psychiatrist. "I wen dream dat I wen die and wen go to see da braddah in heaven, and he told me dat if I'd never cheated on my wife I could drive a ...
Posted in Jokes | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Portuguese Ransom" - e-Hawaii Joke
There was a Portuguese woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:
"I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in ...
Posted in Jokes | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Hawaiian Brain Teaser" - e-Hawaii Joke
A Hawaiian man has two bottles of medication. One bottle contains Pill A and the other bottle contains Pill B. He must take one Pill A and one Pill B every day for the rest of his life or it could be life threatening. If he ...
Posted in Jokes | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
"Haole Boss" - e-Hawaii Joke
My haole boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local Sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.
Later that ...
Posted in Jokes | No Comments »
