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A&#8217;LA CARTE


CUM DROP SOUP
(Fresh every 27 days)
PEE YU PLATTER
(Clothes Pins Extra)


HOO FLUNG POO
(Napkins &#38; raincoats provided)
YUNG POON TANK
(No take out orders accepted)


LUNCHEON SPECIALS


1.) SUM YUNG CHICK
(Different and delicious)
$6.99


2) WON HUNB LO
(Chinese meatballs)
$6.99


3) SUM DUM FUCK
(Same as #1 with extra sauce)
$9.69


4) CUM SUM TWAT
(Dinner for parties of 3 or more)
$16.99


5) SUC MI [...]]]></description>
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