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		<title>Ticket Please</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ticket Please&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Three Japanese engineers and three Chinese accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. &#8220;How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?&#8221; asks an accountant. &#8220;Watch and you&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Probably Chinese If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re Probably Chinese If&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke

You eat rice for breakfast.
Your friends and everybody else assume you know Kung Fu.
You remember or still use &#8220;the bowl&#8221; for haircuts.
Your folk&#8217;s kitchen have a constant lingering aroma.
You notice the main topic at family get-togethers is food.
Your parent&#8217;s lifelong ambition is to go to Las Vegas.
You never ever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons There Won&#8217;t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Top Ten Reasons There Won&#8217;t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
10) White House not big enough for in-laws
9) Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics
8 ) Oval Office has bad feng shui (literally means &#8216;wind water&#8217;)
7) Can’t find decent roast duck inside the beltway
6) Secret service can&#8217;t handle nagging from mother
5) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re From Hawaii If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You Know You&#8217;re From Hawaii If&#8230;&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there&#8217;s a longshoreman strike&#8230;
You don&#8217;t understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice&#8230;
You would serve spam as a meat for dinner&#8230;
You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi
You know what a plumeria is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U Know U Local Eef</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;U Know U Local Eef&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke

You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer.
Only NOW you know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley.
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger.
You know which market shave poi on which days.
You know that Char Hung Sut is closed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hawaiian Driver&#8217;s License Application</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hawaiian Brain Teaser&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke
Please try fo complete dis as best as you can.
Last name:
_______________________________________
[if your last name no fit, continue on da oddah side of da page.]
First name:
[ ] Junior
[ ] Junior Boy
[ ] J.B. (short for Jr. Boy)
[ ] Honey Girl
[ ] Tita
[ ] Sista
[ ] Bradda
[ ] Sista-Girl
What year you went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Torture Tests</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Chinese Torture Tests&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he&#8217;s hopelessly lost. It&#8217;s been nearly three weeks since he&#8217;s eaten anything besides what he could forage and he&#8217;s been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees.
One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines covering [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pass Me&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Pass Me&#8230;&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
They were three guys dining with their wives, a Chinese, a Portuguese and a Hawaiian.
During dinner the Chinese said to his wife, &#8220;Pass the sugar, Sugar.&#8221; Proudly she did while the other wives looked enviously.
Later, the Portuguese said to his wife, &#8220;Pass the honey, Honey.&#8221; She too was proud of the gesture.
Trying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Menu</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Chinese Menu&#8221; &#8211; e-Hawaii Joke




A&#8217;LA CARTE


CUM DROP SOUP
(Fresh every 27 days)
PEE YU PLATTER
(Clothes Pins Extra)


HOO FLUNG POO
(Napkins &#38; raincoats provided)
YUNG POON TANK
(No take out orders accepted)


LUNCHEON SPECIALS


1.) SUM YUNG CHICK
(Different and delicious)
$6.99


2) WON HUNB LO
(Chinese meatballs)
$6.99


3) SUM DUM FUCK
(Same as #1 with extra sauce)
$9.69


4) CUM SUM TWAT
(Dinner for parties of 3 or more)
$16.99


5) SUC MI [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Full Diaper</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Full Diaper&#8221; - e-Hawaii Joke
Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by.
&#8220;Hey sister&#8221;, I cried, &#8220;look at your daughter&#8217;s pampers, the bugga stay full with doo doo!&#8221;
She looked at me surprised and replied, &#8220;Nah cannot be! The box said it was good for 20 to 25 pounds!&#8221;
(By &#8220;Shan&#8221; age [...]]]></description>
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