True Portuguese Story

“True Portuguese Story” – e-Hawaii Joke

One night at a bar I visited the men’s restroom and one big guy followed me in.

“Eh, Funny Man!”, he yelled at me, “I’m Portuguese, and I don’t care for all those jokes you been telling all night!”

Thinking fast, I replied “Bruddah, I was not making fun of the local Portuguese. The jokes I tell are about the people from Portugal.”

“My mother is from Portugal!” he yelled, and pulled out a razor.

And I think he would have killed me if he could have found somewhere to plug it in.

(Submitted via email by “Shannon”)

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