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“Filipino Vocabulary” – e-Hawaii Joke

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FILIPINO!

Use TENACIOUS in a sentence.
I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT,and DETAIL in a sentence.
DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE,first DEFEAT and then DETAIL.
Use DEPOSIT in a sentence.
I hear dripping in the sink. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.
Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
Jack and Jill got married on June 1, 1997. So on June 1, 1998, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.
Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.
Use IRAQ, IRAN, and EGYPT in a sentence.
IRAQ is bigger than a stone. IRAN faster than my friend. EGYPT is smaller than a truck.
Use PAUL four times in a sentence.
PAUL, be carePAUL, before you PAUL in the PAUL.
Use CUISINE in a sentence.
I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a CUISINE math.
Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in a sentence.
At the gas station, some people PAMPERS and some PAPERS.
Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
Ring, ring…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
Use TOENAIL in a sentence
To get to Kaneohe, you must go through Wilson Toenail.
Use PENIS in a sentence.
Before my boy go outside and play, I tell him to penis his homework.
Use EMPIRE in a sentence.
Ready! Aim! EMPIRE!!!
Use DEFICIT in a sentence.
When I go to the pool, I check out how DEFICIT.
Use HOSTESS in a sentence.
Hello? Hello? HOSTESS?!!

“Filipino Vocabulary” – e-Hawaii Joke

Q) There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one?

A) The one in the bunny suit.

(Submitted via email by “Tbone”)

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