EhBrahnics (Ebonics)
“EhBrahnics (Ebonics)” - e-Hawaii Joke
You’ve heard of Ebonics…check out pidgin’s version:
I’m Hooked on EhBrahnics.
It’s the easy and quick way to converse. EhBrahnics! See for yourself how easy it is!
Before: Hello. I’ve been meaning to ask you exactly how old you actually are.
After: Howzit. What year you grad?
Before: Pardon me. Your actions make me seriously doubt your manhood.
After: Wot. Panty?
Before: That is an excellent idea. I am in full concurrence with your plan. let us do the deal.
After: Shoots!
Before: It’s those darn tourists again. You know, they’re getting to be a pain in my side.
After: ‘Frickin Haoles!
Before: Excuse me, you seem to be blocking my path of travel. Would you mind stepping to the side please?
After: Try move.
Before: Please officer, I give you my word that I will no longer travel in excess of the speed limit. I beg you not to write that ticket.
After: Eh, you know my uncle?
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(Submitted via email by “JR”)
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