Are You Portuguese?
“Are You Portuguese?” - e-Hawaii Joke
One day a Portuguese man walked into a store. He walked up to the counter and said to the attendant “May I please have a spicy Portuguese sausage?”
The attendant replied “Oh, are you Portuguese?”
“You know, I kind of resent that”, said the man. “If I had said I wanted an Italian sausage would you have asked me if I was Italian?”
“No, sir”, said the store attendant.
“Well then how come you asked if I was Portagee?”, shouted the man.
“Because this is one hardware store”, said the attendant.
(Submitted via email by “Shannon”)
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