Local: Wen you know dat wen someone says dey goin cockroach
dis or dat day goin take it
Date: 6/22/2001
Time: 4:46:03 AM
Local: Wen you know dat wen someone says dey goin cockroach
dis or dat day goin take it
Date: 6/22/2001
Time: 4:43:53 AM
Local: when dey like poi straight up
Date: 6/19/2001
Time: 6:58:38 PM
Local: when dey like poi straight up
Date: 6/19/2001
Time: 6:58:28 PM
Local: when dey like poi straight up
Date: 6/19/2001
Time: 6:58:01 PM
Local: when dey like poi straight up
Date: 6/19/2001
Time: 6:57:38 PM
Local: when dey like poi straight up
Date: 6/19/2001
Time: 6:56:53 PM
Local: all pau is not a begining
Date: 6/19/2001
Time: 6:50:57 PM
Local: all pau is not a punch
Date: 6/19/2001
Time: 6:50:13 PM
Local: 51. You eat rice every meal
Date: 5/22/01
Time: 6:08:37 PM
Local: 51. You eat rice every meal
Date: 5/22/01
Time: 6:08:22 PM
Local: 51. You eat rice every meal
Date: 5/22/01
Time: 6:08:06 PM
Local: you find dry pieces of rice stuck to your shirt all da time
Date: 5/22/01
Time: 7:53:45 AM
Local: You know what "da kine" is
Date: 5/18/01
Time: 3:01:58 PM
Local: You know what "da kine"
Date: 5/18/01
Time: 3:01:41 PM
Local: When you move mainland and the Haoles piss you off and you break em down
with da Pidgin!!!
Date: 5/13/01
Time: 5:15:25 PM
Local: When you are proud to say that you wen go public school.
Date: 5/5/01
Time: 2:07:48 PM
Local: you go to the mainland in the cold areas wearing slippahs
Date: 5/4/01
Time: 2:11:11 PM
Local: Your dog is a poi, free from your friend in Makaha
Date: 5/2/01
Time: 1:38:56 PM
Local: You say "Howzit!" instead of "hello"
Date: 5/2/01
Time: 1:36:45 PM
Local: When someone says they went around the island and meant Makua, Yokohama,
Kaena Point and kept going!
Date: 5/1/01
Time: 2:12:21 PM
Local: When you see somebody with different slippahs on.
Date: 4/29/01
Time: 7:57:50 AM
Local: 42. You know you local;when ever you talk you always rubbing your
stomach, with your t-shirt left up!!
Date: 4/28/01
Time: 9:53:16 PM
Local: you say wassup not w-a-s-s-u-p
Date: 4/26/01
Time: 1:28:59 PM
Local: HANG AROUND WITH ONLY POLYNESIANS IN THE MANLAND WHERE GET PLANNY HAOLES
Date: 3/1/01
Time: 8:03:15 AM
Local: MOVE TO THE MAINLAND BUT STILL HAVE PRIDE WHERE I WAS BORN AND RAISE
(HAWAII) LIKE ME!
Date: 3/1/01
Time: 8:02:10 AM
Local: ALWAYS LIKE FIGHT WITH ONE HAOLE
Date: 3/1/01
Time: 8:00:26 AM
Local: IF YOU WENT TO DOLE INTERMEDIATE AND MOVE TO THE MAINLAND AND TRY TALK
LIKE ONE HAOLE AND THEY THINK YOU ONE FOB
Date: 3/1/01
Time: 7:58:38 AM
Local: if you can tell the differences between the fake aloha they sell in the
mainland and the real kine they have in my home town HAWAII!
Date: 3/1/01
Time: 7:57:04 AM
Local: when you speaking pigeon to one haole guy and he cannot understand what
you sayin
Date: 3/1/01
Time: 7:55:09 AM
Local: When you were one Farrington shirt in the mainland
Date: 3/1/01
Time: 7:53:27 AM
Local: when you ask one haole girl if they like scrap
Date: 3/1/01
Time: 7:52:28 AM
Local: when they wear slippers to school in the mainland when it's winter and
get planty white people.
Date: 3/1/01
Time: 7:42:54 AM
Local: when u can teach da haole any word that u made up and they think its a
hawaiian word
Date: 2/28/01
Time: 3:11:52 PM
Local: when u say da phrase "bet u any much"
Date: 2/28/01
Time: 3:10:00 PM
Local: when you know what da word "punani" is
Date: 2/28/01
Time: 3:04:13 PM
Local: when you were in elementary school and you teacher still give you
beatings cuz that stay your aunty
Date: 2/27/01
Time: 7:23:05 PM
Local: When you order salad with lunch what comes is macaroni, not lettuce.
Date: 2/21/01
Time: 8:56:49 PM
Local: Salad ordered with lunch is macaroni, not lettuce.
Date: 2/21/01
Time: 8:55:29 PM
Local: When you know the difference between limu kohu and limu eleele
Date: 2/21/01
Time: 5:39:45 AM
Local: When people repeat themselves. (ex. "Eh brah, come inside, come
inside." AND/OR "You hungry? Come eat. Come eat." "Yup.
Yup."
Date: 2/20/01
Time: 8:23:56 PM
Local: When people repeat themselves. (ex. "Eh brah, come inside, come
inside." AND/OR "You hungry? Come eat. Come eat."
Date: 2/20/01
Time: 8:23:37 PM
Local: When you get in Kahuku, you don't get mobbed
Date: 2/18/01
Time: 12:02:38 PM
Local: You know a aloha shirt is not duh
Date: 2/18/01
Time: 12:00:02 PM
Local: When refering to putting the cigarette out they say" peel em'
out"
Date: 2/17/01
Time: 7:28:13 PM
Local: When refering to putting the cigarette out they say" peel em'
out"
Date: 2/17/01
Time: 7:27:57 PM
Local: they no more than i do
Date: 2/15/01
Time: 4:14:12 PM
Local: when you say, "some ono!" ten minutes before "kanak
attack"
Date: 2/13/01
Time: 1:21:09 PM
Local: when it's just as easy to call your neighbor by yelling out the bedroom
window than using your telephone (aka. the coconut wireless)
Date: 2/13/01
Time: 1:18:00 PM
Local: when you invite your friend to sleep over and you pull out the hali'i or
futon mattress... and they say "no need, I just going sleep on the couch!"
Date: 2/13/01
Time: 1:14:54 PM
Local: when you say "choke" meaning "plenty" not strangling
somebody
Date: 2/13/01
Time: 1:12:03 PM
Local: when you say"cubbard" instead of "pantry",
"couch" instead of "sofa", "pahlah" instead of "living
room", "on top the roof" instead of "ceiling", "on the
groun" instead of "floor" and "outside or inside" instead
of "outdoors or indoors"."
Date: 2/13/01
Time: 1:02:15 PM
Local: when you
Date: 2/13/01
Time: 1:01:34 PM
Local: when you have another refridgerator in your garage (and you call it
"ice box")
Date: 2/13/01
Time: 12:11:39 PM
Local: When on the mainland, you wear a aloha shirt and the mainland people
think you're crazy or nuts.
Date: 2/12/01
Time: 9:31:34 PM
Local: You know every Hawaiian island.
Date: 2/12/01
Time: 8:35:28 PM
Local: You say "peppa" instead of paper.
Date: 2/11/01
Time: 4:40:49 PM
Local: how
Date: 2/11/01
Time: 3:10:19 PM
Local: You can eat rice without grumbling that it doesn't have any taste.
Date: 2/9/01
Time: 12:03:00 AM
Local: You always call and say you gonna be late for work when da surf's
up.
Date: 2/6/01
Time: 11:48:17 AM
Local: When racing, slippahs on the hands make you fastah.
Date: 2/6/01
Time: 1:01:23 AM
Local: when you know what manawela boy is
Date: 2/5/01
Time: 10:41:26 AM
Local: If you know that Checkers and Pogo is not a board game and a stick
Date: 1/31/01
Time: 11:21:09 PM
Local: If you know that Checkers and Pogo is not a game and a stick
Date: 1/31/01
Time: 11:20:41 PM
Local: When you stop your car in the middle of the road and block traffic for
talk to someone
Date: 1/31/01
Time: 9:51:35 AM
Local: you know you from hawaii when you living in the mailand and you call the
refrigerator da ice box and all the haoles have no idea what you talking about..
Date: 1/30/01
Time: 11:06:48 AM
Local: WHEN EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE EATEN WITH "RICE".
Date: 1/20/01
Time: 6:40:16 PM
Local: WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT IS ONE "FALSE-CRACK"!
Date: 1/20/01
Time: 6:34:25 PM
Local: when you want someone to turn off the lights you tell them to turn the
switch on off.
Date: 1/13/01
Time: 9:11:28 PM
Local: you know you're from Hawaii when you know the stinkier the food the
better it taste!
Date: 1/10/01
Time: 6:35:14 PM
Local: U know u local eef u know where's DeeLite Bakery and what's chocolate
dobash, coconut cream and guava chiffon cakes!
Date: 1/3/01
Time: 8:37:58 PM
Local: When there's a choke line at Waiola Shave Ice Stand.
Date: 12/29/00
Time: 7:22:26 AM
Local: There's a 7-11 on every corner
Date: 12/29/00
Time: 7:15:01 AM
Local: 51. There's a 7-11 on every corner.
Date: 12/29/00
Time: 7:12:26 AM
Local: 51. There's a 7-11 on every corner.
Date: 12/29/00
Time: 7:12:12 AM
Local: There's a 7-11 on every corner.
Date: 12/29/00
Time: 7:09:41 AM
Local: when you know what strawberry guava is and know where to find
Date: 12/24/00
Time: 8:53:11 PM
Local: when you like know how dance hula and you neva take da kine lessons!
Date: 12/24/00
Time: 8:45:05 PM
Local: when you know differance between luau and lua
Date: 12/24/00
Time: 8:43:00 PM
Local: when you say shoyu, not shoy sauce
Date: 12/23/00
Time: 10:03:03 PM
Local: instead of saying you have a hole in your pants you say "eh
you got puka in your pants"
Date: 12/22/00
Time: 10:52:13 PM
Local: 42. You know what one Haole and one Popolo is.
Date: 12/22/00
Time: 6:38:32 PM
Local: Even if you do know how foa spell some words, we still know wat you
trying fo say
Date: 12/21/00
Time: 4:20:33 PM
Local: When you meet someone new, the first question you ask is "Eh, what
school you went?"
Date: 12/19/00
Time: 2:14:57 PM
Local: You "off" the light not turn it off
Date: 12/18/00
Time: 8:40:58 PM
Local: you do not have a brown coffee cup with your hawaiian name and your real
name on it, yet you still claim that you have been there
Date: 12/13/00
Time: 6:30:05 PM
Local: when you call a catalog ordering company in themailand and try to speak
perfect english and the operator says she likes your accent.
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 6:21:38 PM
Local: when you know junior boy and Andy Bumatai is the same personand that he
is also honey gir, tutu, daddy and ma...
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 6:20:23 PM
Local: when you're first thought when driving into wiakiki is
"tourist"
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 6:18:39 PM
Local: when you dye your hair and say it's "ehu"
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 6:16:25 PM
Local: when you dye your hair and say it "ehu"
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 6:15:56 PM
Local: when you ask someone for one zap of thier soda
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 6:13:03 PM
Local: when you fake likeing a plumeria lei
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 6:09:37 PM
Local: when you have a charge account with the manapua man
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 6:08:24 PM
Local: you count ...one, two, chree
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 6:05:02 PM
Local: you try fix 'em first, make 'em worse, try fix 'em again, and den take
'em to one professional
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 3:23:06 PM
Local: if you call it "Fasi's Limo" instead of "The Bus"
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 3:08:30 PM
Local: if you call it "Fasi's Limo" instead of "The Bus"
Date: 12/8/00
Time: 3:06:04 PM
Local: If you get 2 different color slippa on
Date: 12/7/00
Time: 4:47:49 PM
Local: when you can cook 1 can cornbeef 25 ways
Date: 12/4/00
Time: 7:25:59 PM
Local: 42.YOU CAN STAND THEIR KALUA PIG
Date: 12/4/00
Time: 3:35:46 PM
Local: When you say ohea not odea, and they understand what you talking about.
Date: 11/29/00
Time: 1:10:10 PM
Local: When your mom and dad still give you a whoopin' at 21 years old.
Date: 11/26/00
Time: 1:31:55 PM
Local: if you know what the "manapua-man" is,sells and know you by
your name and what time he going come by da house
Date: 11/26/00
Time: 9:20:55 AM
Local: when they call you by saying "whoi!"
Date: 11/24/00
Time: 7:08:21 PM
Local: the tools in the back of your truck includes a cooler full of light beer.
(any brand)
Date: 11/24/00
Time: 9:25:36 AM
Local: When they cook french toast or hot cakes for dinner.
Date: 11/23/00
Time: 3:04:54 PM
Local: When your looking up an old boyfriend, try talking story to the warden
first.
Date: 11/21/00
Time: 6:09:11 PM
Local: when you get one sticker on your car that says"100% tita"
Date: 11/20/00
Time: 9:05:16 PM
Local: when you eat mangoes with soy sauce and viniger
Date: 11/16/00
Time: 11:43:34 AM
Local: when you eat mangoes with soy sauce and viniger
Date: 11/16/00
Time: 11:43:20 AM
Local: when you eat mangoes with soy sauce and viniger
Date: 11/16/00
Time: 11:43:04 AM
Local: You get so homesick when on mainland that you even miss the smell of
buning cane!
Date: 11/10/00
Time: 8:36:01 AM
Local: kalanikona@aol.com
Date: 11/7/00
Time: 5:11:48 PM
Local: when you can tell the girl walking on Hotel St. is one mahu
Date: 11/5/00
Time: 1:17:33 AM
Local: You know to say no if someone asks, "You like beef?"
Date: 11/4/00
Time: 6:11:44 PM
Local: when you can da kine... call someone pake, buk, or portagee wit out dem
gettin' piss off kine at you and jackin' you
Date: 11/1/00
Time: 12:13:19 PM
Local: when you can da kine... call someone pake, buk, or portagee wit out dem
gettin' piss off kine at you and jackin' you
Date: 11/1/00
Time: 12:13:01 PM
Local: youknow how to say hanalei!!
Date: 10/29/00
Time: 3:32:54 PM
Local: you know if you like see the cutest local boys, you go north
shore...HANALEI
Date: 10/29/00
Time: 3:31:58 PM
Local: you know "haole" is not something one dog do
Date: 10/29/00
Time: 2:28:41 PM
Local: 51. You're the only one taking off the shoes in one mainland house.
Date: 10/26/00
Time: 7:26:59 PM
Local: When you say slippahs, your aren't refering to those pink fuzzy things
with bunnies on them.
Date: 10/26/00
Time: 5:46:07 PM
Local: When on the mainland in winter, you use sweater and shorts
Date: 10/25/00
Time: 3:12:10 PM
Local: If you look like a gorilla and you stink!
Date: 10/25/00
Time: 2:49:54 PM
Local: 51. You know the difference between sushi, shishi, and sasimiasimisi,
shishi, and shasimi
Date: 10/25/00
Time: 12:45:10 PM
Local: 51. You know the difference between sushi, shishi, and sasimiasimisi,
shishi, and shasimi
Date: 10/25/00
Time: 12:43:56 PM
Local: when you know what "da kine" means
Date: 10/22/00
Time: 7:00:18 PM
Local: portugese
Date: 10/21/00
Time: 8:00:39 AM
Local: italian
Date: 10/20/00
Time: 11:03:28 AM
Local: When potty training your children you ask them: "Do you need to go
she she?"
Date: 10/18/00
Time: 4:45:55 AM
Local: grinds has nothing to do with sex or coffee, a wagon is not a kids toy ,
and poke is not gumby pony pal
Date: 10/15/00
Time: 4:42:23 AM
Local: grinds has nothing to do with sex or coffee, a wagon is not a kids toy ,
and poke is not gumby poney pal too
Date: 10/15/00
Time: 4:40:40 AM
Local: You hate country music
Date: 10/10/00
Time: 10:05:15 PM
Local: You know you local eef you no buy KFC wen dey run outtah dahk meat!
Date: 10/10/00
Time: 9:56:06 AM
Local: when you can remember who are the Ka'u Crater Boys or Ten Feet
Date: 10/7/00
Time: 10:07:09 PM
Local: when you can remember who are the Ka'u Crater Boys or Ten Feet
Date: 10/7/00
Time: 10:06:40 PM
Local: WHEN YOU WALK DOWN ONE EMPTY AISLE AT THE STORE FOR TROW ONE FUT!
Date: 10/5/00
Time: 2:35:43 PM
Local: if every year, you stay home fo watch the Kamehameha Schools Song Contest
and da Merrie Monarch Hula Festival
Date: 10/4/00
Time: 9:25:09 PM
Local: you know that it's not a cowlick, it's a GIDDY-GIDDY
Date: 10/4/00
Time: 9:21:11 PM
Local: You know you Local if on de Mainland some one ask you "Do you speak
English?" Or "How long did it take you to imigrate here?"
Date: 10/4/00
Time: 8:47:02 AM
Local: You know you Local if on de Mainland some one ask you "Do you speak
English?" Or "How long did it take you to imigrate here?"
Date: 10/4/00
Time: 8:46:43 AM
Local: you move to da mainland and drive through mcdonalds and order portuguese
sausage eggs and rice and a small fruit punch...of course da lady at da window thinks your
crazy.
Date: 10/3/00
Time: 10:09:04 AM
Local: even his backside is brown!
Date: 9/30/00
Time: 10:40:08 AM
Local: when you turn 30 (turdy), people call you auntie not sistah
Date: 9/26/00
Time: 4:05:40 PM
Local: you know "chicken skin" is not something you remove to cut the
fat
Date: 9/19/00
Time: 2:19:19 PM
Local: when you were little and the scary stories were about menihunies
Date: 9/14/00
Time: 1:16:37 PM
Local: when "dashboard cuisine" is manapua and mochi balls!
Date: 9/11/00
Time: 4:03:41 PM
Local: you know what "crackseed" is
Date: 9/11/00
Time: 3:53:02 PM
Local: they know what "VOG" is..
Date: 9/11/00
Time: 3:43:45 PM
Local: they know what "VOG" is.
Date: 9/11/00
Time: 3:43:26 PM
Local: they know what "VOG" is
Date: 9/11/00
Time: 3:43:05 PM
Local: you like to jagg off after school
Date: 9/5/00
Time: 8:25:47 PM
Local: you like to jagg off after school
Date: 9/5/00
Time: 8:25:32 PM
Local: You put da small piece newspapah on da baby's fo'head fo' cure hiccups...
Date: 9/5/00
Time: 12:10:58 PM
Local: You have to bring manapua whenever you go on a trip...
Date: 9/5/00
Time: 12:09:01 PM
Local: At some point of your life, you " cruized Waiks..."
..
Date: 9/5/00
Time: 11:42:46 AM
Local: you jag off and not jack off
Date: 9/3/00
Time: 10:14:51 PM
Local: you know that noni can cure any thing
Date: 9/3/00
Time: 10:14:01 PM
Local: you lick haole`s for fun
Date: 9/3/00
Time: 10:13:00 PM
Local: when you bus up a bag of saimin and tell your friend you get snack for
recess time :) koloa school time kauaiboys hehehehe
Date: 9/3/00
Time: 10:05:31 PM
Local: when you bus up a bag of saimin and tell your friend you get snack for
recess time :) koloa school time kauaibouys hehehehe
Date: 9/3/00
Time: 10:05:18 PM
Local: you carry a ukelele around with you
Date: 9/3/00
Time: 9:57:51 PM
Local: when you ask your friend, "what time you pau?" and s/he gives
you a funny look.
Date: 9/2/00
Time: 4:26:54 PM
Local: You ask to pass the shoyu, not the soy sause.
Date: 9/2/00
Time: 4:18:53 PM
Local: If while working with another Hawaiian you say, "Ay brah, you
when make time card?"
Date: 9/2/00
Time: 9:58:34 AM
Local: never say back in da USA - always say 'mainland'
Date: 8/28/00
Time: 9:40:02 AM
Local: no holler loud 'aloha' - softly say 'aloha'
Date: 8/28/00
Time: 9:38:34 AM
Local: no holler loud 'aloha' - qietly say 'aloha'
Date: 8/28/00
Time: 9:38:21 AM
Local: no holler loud 'aloha' - qietly say 'aloha'
Date: 8/28/00
Time: 9:37:56 AM
Local: Locals never toot their car horn.
Date: 8/28/00
Time: 9:31:01 AM
Local: 51. Knows that Jackass Ginger is not a plant or animal.
Date: 8/27/00
Time: 1:09:23 PM
Local: when they know what means hadashi
Date: 8/24/00
Time: 7:54:33 PM
Local: You go Zippy's instead of Mcdonald's
Date: 8/17/00
Time: 12:26:49 PM
Local: You go to Zippy's instead of Mcdonald's
Date: 8/17/00
Time: 12:26:29 PM
Local: YOU JAGG OFF
Date: 8/17/00
Time: 10:50:01 AM
Local: You know the difference between sushi and sashimi.
Date: 8/14/00
Time: 7:34:27 PM
Local: No matter where u live or how long u live there, you still call Hawaii
"home" or "back home".
Date: 8/13/00
Time: 1:24:25 AM
Local: when you go mainland and you like buy cigarettes and da haole look at you
fahnee cuz u like menthol kine
Date: 8/8/00
Time: 2:12:23 PM
Local: When you sitting in dennys and you asking da waitress you no sell no
rice. and wen you be seeing the papolos walking around tryin to look like bula'ia.
shaka brada
Date: 8/7/00
Time: 9:23:44 AM
Local: When the guy you saw at the Mainland Airport "Struts" not walk
Date: 7/28/00
Time: 1:07:18 PM
Local: Whip 'um Kealoha
Date: 7/20/00
Time: 7:30:09 PM
Local: If you know where get good mac salad for your plate lunch
Date: 7/20/00
Time: 7:29:13 PM
Local: you know dat li hing mui cures everything
Date: 7/18/00
Time: 7:37:38 AM
Local: if you know what a bento, or mixed plate is
Date: 7/15/00
Time: 4:26:53 PM
Local: if you know what a bento, or mixed plate is
Date: 7/15/00
Time: 4:26:42 PM
Local: if you knoe what a bento, or mixed plate is
Date: 7/15/00
Time: 4:25:42 PM
Local: if you nkow what a Bento is
Date: 7/15/00
Time: 4:25:05 PM
Local: WHEN YOU TELL THE "KNOCK KNOCK? WHOS THERE? ME MAH! ME MAHU!
OH REALLY!
Date: 7/13/00
Time: 8:02:19 PM
Local: When you stay drinking w/ friends and gotta munch on some pupu's.
Date: 7/12/00
Time: 3:08:39 PM
Local: When your at a drive thru and you say "Try wait, I not pau
orda."
Date: 7/12/00
Time: 2:42:33 PM
Local: critter@san.rr.com
Date: 7/4/00
Time: 7:44:22 AM
Local: If you know where MANA CAMP "used" to be. (it no
longer exists)
Date: 7/4/00
Time: 12:59:01 AM
Local: da only time you use your horn is at da saftey check
Date: 7/3/00
Time: 3:24:37 PM
Local: When he/she yells weed, because too high to say pakalolo.
Date: 7/2/00
Time: 6:57:59 PM
Local: When he yells weed, cause he/she to high to say pakalolo.
Date: 7/2/00
Time: 6:52:37 PM
Local: you go "put in" gas (not "get" gas)
Date: 7/2/00
Time: 12:42:42 AM
Local: you go "put in" gas (not "get" gas)
Date: 7/2/00
Time: 12:40:23 AM
Local: IF YOO SAY RUBBISH CAN AND NOT TRASH CAN
Date: 6/30/00
Time: 6:33:03 AM
Local: WHEN YOU THREATEN YOUR KIDS " I GOING SELL YOU TO DA FILLIPINO
MAN!"
Date: 6/30/00
Time: 6:31:45 AM
Local: You put catsup on your fried egg sandwich.
Date: 6/28/00
Time: 5:20:04 PM
Local: you know beddah den fo ask da budget eldeh how fo drive from Honolulu to
Lahaina
Date: 6/28/00
Time: 1:38:07 PM
Local: When you meet someone for the first time you say, "What school you
wen grad from or what year you wen grad?"
Date: 6/28/00
Time: 10:26:53 AM
Local: U know what kiss my Okes means
Date: 6/27/00
Time: 10:53:34 PM
Local: Your uncle makes you a necklace out of the boar's tusk after killing 'em,
den makes ono blood sausage for you.
Date: 6/27/00
Time: 4:27:33 AM
Local: Your first pair of shoes is the first time you went to the
mainland...Usually after high school.
Date: 6/27/00
Time: 3:59:02 AM
Local: you own more than three hawaiian braclets
Date: 6/23/00
Time: 10:51:12 PM
Local: you own more than three hawaiian braclets
Date: 6/23/00
Time: 10:49:00 PM
Local: If you only get two POPOLO families in your neighborhood
Date: 6/20/00
Time: 11:19:59 PM
Local: If you know 101 ways to eat spam ... spam musubi, spam omelet,spam fried
rice, spam stir fry...
Date: 6/20/00
Time: 11:13:16 PM
Local: If your family puts up a pole on New Year's Eve to hang & pop the uku
million illegal fireworks you bought "under the table" from your
"uncle"
Date: 6/20/00
Time: 11:10:19 PM
Local: If you received one "YICK-LUM" lei at graduation and it's still
rotting in the back of your closet
Date: 6/20/00
Time: 11:07:53 PM
Local: When you can't remember the months of the year but know its winter 'cause
it's rainy season.
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 1:55:22 PM
Local: When dey on da mainland and hear da haole buggahs say dey gun go fo' pupu
but no can figah why dey go da lua fo' eat.
gah why dey go da lua fo eat! a!
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 1:43:45 PM
Local: When u know da Nite Marchahs not Demonstratahs!
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 1:26:59 PM
Local: When u drivin' and geeve someone else da rightaway.
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 1:25:06 PM
Local: When u know it's just normal to stop and let other cars pull out into
traffic in front you.
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 1:23:14 PM
Local: When U go shi-shi, not pee-pee
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 1:11:49 PM
Local: U know who's Kikaidah, Kamen Ridah, Diamon' Eye and 5 Rainjahs!
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 1:02:42 PM
Local: U know who's Kikaidah, Kamen Ridah, Diamon' Eye and 5 Ranjahs!
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 1:01:17 PM
Local: If you know the difference between chili and Portugese bean Soup
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 12:49:26 PM
Local: When you know "try cum" has nothing to do with sex.
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 12:46:03 PM
Local: U nevah let your black dog outside when the filipino yard man is there.
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 12:41:48 PM
Local: When U know Hana Buttah is not for spreading on toast
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 12:20:51 PM
Local: If U nevah go da mainlan' widdoutchyour rice cookah!
Date: 6/16/00
Time: 12:10:54 PM
Local: You snack on boiled (not dry roasted or salted) peanut
Date: 6/11/00
Time: 9:25:34 AM
Local: they call it shave ice, not shaved ice and not a snow cone!
Date: 6/11/00
Time: 9:23:19 AM
Local: U used to freez your juice an wrap um in paper towel and tin foil
Date: 6/8/00
Time: 11:04:59 AM
Local: U used to freez your juice an wrp um in paper towel and tin foil
Date: 6/8/00
Time: 11:04:46 AM
Local: wheneva you pau tell one lie, you always say "fo real you
know!"
Date: 6/7/00
Time: 9:02:19 AM
Local: wen you griddle on your skateboard and get all salmon ova your knees!
Date: 6/7/00
Time: 8:58:18 AM
Local: When you no can talk straight wen get to the main land
Date: 6/4/00
Time: 1:32:29 PM
Local: If they know Jesse Nakooka
Date: 6/3/00
Time: 10:13:10 PM
Local: The shaka sign came from Lippy Espinda, The Original phrase was
eas-"a" "lei" (Easy Brah')
Date: 6/3/00
Time: 7:47:16 PM
Local: The shaka sign came from Lippy Espinda, The Original phrase was
eas-"a" "lei" (Easy Brach)
Date: 6/3/00
Time: 7:45:51 PM
Local: You eat things that are not cooked!
Date: 6/3/00
Time: 7:42:27 PM
Local: When you bring one case beer to the party instead of a six-pack
Date: 6/3/00
Time: 12:10:09 PM
Local: if they're not sunburned
Date: 6/3/00
Time: 12:05:18 PM
Local: when they know the bums in their area.
Date: 6/1/00
Time: 8:50:59 PM
Local: You know who Eddie Aikau is.
Date: 5/31/00
Time: 11:34:26 PM
Local: You know what "Da Kine" song is and who sings um
Date: 5/31/00
Time: 10:28:28 PM
Local: When you on da mainlan da haoles no undahstan wat you saying
Date: 5/31/00
Time: 10:27:09 PM
Local: You know you local if you know a million & 1 ways fo fix one rubbah
slippah!
Date: 5/31/00
Time: 10:25:43 PM
Local: wen u on da mainland and da haoles no understand wat u talkin
Date: 5/28/00
Time: 3:36:55 PM
Local: u always say " da kine" , u know wat makapiapia mean
Date: 5/28/00
Time: 3:35:48 PM
Local: You always bring a borrowed bowl back filled with something else inside.
Date: 5/28/00
Time: 7:50:55 AM
Local: No matter how old Gramma is, you still can't get away from her when she
is going give you lickings.
Date: 5/28/00
Time: 7:48:00 AM
Local: When haoles ask me if Hawaiians really ate Capt. Cook I tell them,
"Yeah we did, just be glad we never acquired the taste for them!"
Date: 5/28/00
Time: 7:43:32 AM
Local: you go to a church meeting or a special dance in a aloha shirt
Date: 5/27/00
Time: 1:22:53 PM
Local: you go to a church meeting or a special dance in a aloha shirt
Date: 5/27/00
Time: 1:22:43 PM
Local: when you waz small and your bed time stories was about menehune's
Date: 5/27/00
Time: 12:43:05 PM
Local: When you go to the beach and eat
Date: 5/27/00
Time: 12:13:04 PM
Local: pilipino guys don't have dogs (anymo)
Date: 5/18/00
Time: 5:50:46 PM
Local: You know what "close the light" means
Date: 5/18/00
Time: 4:27:09 AM
Local: you know the diiference between soy sauce and shoyu
Date: 5/15/00
Time: 7:50:53 PM
Local: Getting "Spam" in email is not good.
Date: 5/14/00
Time: 9:21:06 AM
Local: It's not "Fill it up" it's "Choke em".
Date: 5/14/00
Time: 9:14:21 AM
Local: It's not "Ok" it's "Shoots".
Date: 5/14/00
Time: 9:13:01 AM
Local: It's not "Unbelieveable" it's "Not".
Date: 5/14/00
Time: 9:11:54 AM
Local: If you lived country small kid time, running through the fog behind the
mosquito truck.
Date: 5/14/00
Time: 8:55:52 AM
Local: Getting a couple slaps was normal when growing up. Now it's child abuse.
Date: 5/14/00
Time: 8:52:26 AM
Local: When you hea that certain "whistle" from your parents in a
crowded store and you know it's for you.
Date: 5/14/00
Time: 8:50:10 AM
Local: You know that the word "GRIND" is associated with real
food---not coffee beans.
Date: 5/12/00
Time: 10:23:22 AM
Local: when you ask "what school you went" you are asking about high
school, not college
Date: 5/10/00
Time: 11:56:28 AM
Local: If there's waves there's no school.
Date: 5/6/00
Time: 10:17:32 AM
Local: shut the fuck up
Date: 5/2/00
Time: 7:03:49 PM
Local: When you're black as hell.
Date: 5/1/00
Time: 6:49:55 AM
Local: When you're on vacation on the Mainland and you stop at McDonalds for
breakfast and ask for rice with your breakfast.
Date: 4/29/00
Time: 1:34:54 AM
Local: dey know what hawaiian borrowing is.
Date: 4/23/00
Time: 9:31:21 AM
Local: Get couple packs of toilet paper in their car
Date: 4/16/00
Time: 8:30:47 PM
Local: buy plenty rice@ Big K Mart.
Date: 4/16/00
Time: 8:30:03 PM
Local: Get one not bad car.
Date: 4/16/00
Time: 8:28:59 PM
Local: Get the parents yelling at the kids across the store to no touch
anything.
Date: 4/16/00
Time: 8:25:02 PM
Local: 42. You end a question with "yeah"
Date: 4/15/00
Time: 9:06:48 PM
Local: you go beach everyday
Date: 4/15/00
Time: 4:46:26 PM
Local: Your first birthday party was one big luau
Date: 4/15/00
Time: 10:13:52 AM
Local: If you own any of the following bumper stickers: "Fasi for
Mayor", "Save Sandy Beach", "Bula'ia for Gov", or "Keep da
Country, Country"
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 11:35:49 PM
Local: If you buy your christmas gifts at aloha stadium swapmeet, but you wrap
them in Liberty House boxes with nice tissue paper.
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 11:22:47 PM
Local: If you put up wit the haoles and japanee tourists at Hilo Hatties just so
you could scoop the free puka shell necklaces.
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 11:20:04 PM
Local: If your maddah eva told you not fo scratch yo mosquito bites, cuz
you goin' end up wit planny "KAKIOS"
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 11:15:39 PM
Local: when you describe something as "CHERRY" or "SOLID"
instead of using the word great. For example: "Ho, howz dat chick, she
pretty SOLID, ah?" or "You seen Bertram's car? His rims is all CHERRY."
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 11:11:20 PM
Local: when you describe something as "CHERRY" or "SOLID"
instead of using the word great. For example: "Ho, howz dat chick, she
pretty SOLID, ah?" or "You seen Bertram's car? His rims is all CHERRY."
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 11:09:17 PM
Local: If you've ever used the word "GUNFUNIT" while yelling at your
kids.
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 11:04:33 PM
Local: When you nickname the neighborhood tramp, "TUNA."
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 11:01:42 PM
Local: when you know that "HAUNA" isn't a romantic hawaiian word
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 10:58:31 PM
Local: If you know somebody with "BEEG CHO CHO LIPS."
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 10:56:42 PM
Local: If you neva talk to yo best friend fo tree weeks, cuz she made may day
queen and you neva.
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 10:54:37 PM
Local: If you get floral car seat covers and one "Hawaiian Style"
sticker on your car window.
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 10:51:54 PM
Local: If any of your sons are referred to as "chuniah poi" (junior
boy)
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 10:50:02 PM
Local: When you know what "WAT, LIKE SCRAP?" means.
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 10:48:51 PM
Local: If you fondly remember Pay-n-Save in Mililani, Pioneer Chicken in
Wahiawa, Playwell Toys at PearlRidge, Arakawa's in Waipahu and Cornet's in Waianae.
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 10:47:14 PM
Local: When you know that "giving stink eye" doesn't mean a trip to
the eye doctor.
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 10:42:20 PM
Local: You are in the middle of Texas, but you still order your McDonald's value
meal "with fruit punch."
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 10:07:55 PM
Local: You get one rubber slippa' tan line.
Date: 4/12/00
Time: 11:16:24 AM
Local: if subsitute the word are for stay all the time
Date: 4/11/00
Time: 9:27:34 AM
Local: when you can't find see moi to jam in your lemon to cure your sorethroat
Date: 4/10/00
Time: 9:01:11 AM
Local: when you can't find see moi to jam in your lemon to cure your sorethroat
Date: 4/10/00
Time: 9:00:59 AM
Local: you go to the manapua van for plate lunch and fruit punch
Date: 4/7/00
Time: 4:02:06 PM
Local: When you say, "Howzzitt..bra....not How is it going brother!!!!
Date: 4/6/00
Time: 10:48:29 AM
Local: when dey get for excited see one opposum on tha mainland first time!
Date: 4/4/00
Time: 5:54:55 PM
Local: If you named your dog "Pua" , but it had nothing to do with the
dogs bathroom habits
Date: 3/23/00
Time: 9:30:14 PM
Local: When your kids order juice in a resturant they expect guava not orange
Date: 3/23/00
Time: 8:45:56 PM
Local: You have used the phrase, "fricken Haole 'ass why!!!"
Date: 3/22/00
Time: 4:59:07 PM
Local: You were born and raised....you just know you are and don't have to prove
it. No matter how much Haoles want to BE local, dey no can so should stop trying.
Date: 3/22/00
Time: 4:57:40 PM
Local: you saY BRAH AND U DONT MEAN C OR D CUP
Date: 3/21/00
Time: 3:05:29 PM
Local: you've stained your fingers eating pickled mango.
Date: 3/20/00
Time: 1:47:27 PM
Local: When they can't stand Haole's!
Date: 3/18/00
Time: 4:16:39 PM
Local: When they can't stand Haole's!
Date: 3/18/00
Time: 4:13:59 PM
Local: You have ever gone to Pali Lookout on a windy day just to watch the
ladies dresses fly up and show panties.
Date: 3/18/00
Time: 8:09:44 AM
Local: you going......stay?
Date: 3/17/00
Time: 7:12:17 AM
Local: They no say short cut but cut short way, yeah?
Date: 3/16/00
Time: 6:31:49 AM
Local: When you leave someones house you can nevah find both sides of your
slippahs so you find one that look kinda like yours but the underneath is different color.
Date: 3/14/00
Time: 11:33:06 PM
Local: When you leave someones house you can nevah find both sides of your
slippahs so you fint
Date: 3/14/00
Time: 11:31:59 PM
Local: You know your Hawaiian when you dont use hanabattah on bread.
Date: 3/7/00
Time: 5:26:48 PM
Local: You know where you can get chow fun wit yo plate lunch.
Date: 3/7/00
Time: 12:07:31 PM
Local: You say pork hash and manapua, not shumai or humbao.
Date: 3/7/00
Time: 12:00:12 PM
Local: When you know what one "sprunch" is and you order it at Zippy's
or da movies.
Date: 3/7/00
Time: 11:55:34 AM
Local: If you remember the kaiwai fight song.....
Date: 3/5/00
Time: 1:04:50 AM
Local: ...Your main meal of da day is plate lunch.
Date: 3/3/00
Time: 4:47:17 AM
Local: If you paddle for Kikaha O Ke Kai Outrigger Canoe Club, Federal
Way, Washington! Giv'em Kikaha! Yeah Baby!
Date: 2/29/00
Time: 9:24:07 AM
Local: You know who da guy Rap Raplinger is
Date: 2/28/00
Time: 7:24:36 PM
Local: wen one guy like go out an he ask "So wat like breed?"
Date: 2/28/00
Time: 7:16:50 PM
Local: If can can, if no can no can. . . if you geffum den you local
Date: 2/28/00
Time: 7:08:58 PM
Local: they use slippahs and shorts to the mall in the mainland
Date: 2/23/00
Time: 2:11:00 PM
Local: If you know who Andy Bumatai is.
Date: 2/21/00
Time: 11:33:08 PM
Local: If you know what "Ono" means.
Date: 2/21/00
Time: 11:32:10 PM
Local: You call the ice cream man the "manapua man".
Date: 2/21/00
Time: 11:27:35 PM
Local: Wen you can step on da kukui and not sore
Date: 2/21/00
Time: 9:44:41 PM
Local: you call everyone older than you aunty(not aunt) or uncle, even if you
arn't related
Date: 2/21/00
Time: 7:31:23 PM
Local: older than you aunty(not aunt) or uncle, even if you arn't related
Date: 2/21/00
Time: 7:30:04 PM
Local: No matter who over at your house, or any where. You gonna get yelled at,
even at your friends house.
Date: 2/20/00
Time: 8:32:42 PM
Local: When you get li million staples or ada tings in your slipah so no broke
anymore
Date: 2/20/00
Time: 2:06:26 AM
Local: When you know why Pearl City boys don't go visit girls from Farrington
Date: 2/18/00
Time: 6:14:47 PM
Local: You stay having one good dream, about 2 inch and three inch Opihi
Date: 2/18/00
Time: 5:27:31 PM
Local: if you like for talk pidgin and no one knows what you trying for say
Date: 2/14/00
Time: 9:43:47 PM
Local: If you are told by your grandma to "shut the light."
Date: 2/14/00
Time: 9:27:48 PM
Local: U know how to eat Zippy's, and u must all know how to eat Da Kine?(It's
where you get the rice, da beans and, maccorni salad and mix it all together, and it's
good Cuz). Because If you cannot ,then u from da mainland. And It's no lie.
Date: 2/9/00
Time: 9:19:50 PM
Local: say can not, no "can't"
Date: 2/8/00
Time: 2:00:02 PM
Local: you can not date no one that live on the same island as you cause sum how
you related
Date: 2/8/00
Time: 1:28:34 PM
Local: if you tell the joke ..knock knock..who deah? me mah, ... and no
one answers
Date: 2/6/00
Time: 5:43:21 PM
Local: when you eat rice and taste like poi
Date: 2/6/00
Time: 12:24:55 PM
Local: when you eat rice and taste like poi
Date: 2/6/00
Time: 12:24:05 PM
Local: If you look like you got red sock on even when you don't own no socks.
Date: 2/4/00
Time: 6:33:19 PM
Local: You never use your watch or clock because time doesn't apply to you, as
long as you get there. In the Haloe saying "Tide and time wait's for no man,"
But the Island way "Tide and time will wait for you", no matter how late
you are. Because no need rush, we get there.
Date: 2/4/00
Time: 4:23:34 PM
Local: If you go to McDonaldsfor breakfast on the mainland and ask for Portugese
sausage eggs, and rice for breakfast!!
Date: 2/3/00
Time: 7:40:38 AM
Local: When you call the part of da hair on da head da "gidi-gidi" and
not cowlick.
Date: 2/2/00
Time: 9:44:29 AM
Local: When you call the cowlick on ones head da "gidi-gidi".
Date: 2/2/00
Time: 9:43:45 AM
Local: you know that broke dah mout is sumting good yah?
Date: 2/1/00
Time: 7:39:17 PM
Local: you know that broke dah mout is sumting good yah?
Date: 2/1/00
Time: 7:36:48 PM
Local: the way they walk and dress and say "yo to impress someone not so
local and someone who thinks highly of themselves ina sport. Hawaii comes from the heart.
not the style or the clothes or the wear. It's the love and spirits of the legends and
listening to them talk to you. love them and love that.
Date: 1/30/00
Time: 12:09:48 PM
Local: you go nuts wen longs get sale on spam
Date: 1/27/00
Time: 6:29:14 PM
Local: when you know there is a difference between 'sushi' & 'sashimi'
Date: 1/24/00
Time: 2:25:00 AM
Local: "small kine" is a frequently used phrase
Date: 1/21/00
Time: 9:05:42 PM
Local: wen u say broke jaw when the food is good.
Date: 1/21/00
Time: 4:16:19 PM
Local: you mistakenly think fresh abalone is slugs
Date: 1/21/00
Time: 8:28:56 AM
Local: if they say tree not three.
Date: 1/19/00
Time: 7:28:23 PM
Local: (what evea numba dis is) You still celebrate Kill Haole Day
Date: 1/19/00
Time: 6:16:56 PM
Local: C&K and Kalapana mean something to you...Naturally!!!
Date: 1/19/00
Time: 8:59:04 AM
Local: You know who Frank Delima is
Date: 1/19/00
Time: 8:57:45 AM
Local: you prefer pork over beef
Date: 1/19/00
Time: 8:56:36 AM
Local: If you play "out of State" and hit the other person.
Date: 1/14/00
Time: 9:30:31 AM
Local: If you play "out of State" and hit the other person.
Date: 1/14/00
Time: 9:29:20 AM
Local: If it's the same thing, you say, "same smell."
Date: 1/14/00
Time: 9:28:12 AM
Local: you know the beaches you have to lock down your car, or park far away and
walk
Date: 1/14/00
Time: 8:51:17 AM
Local: when someone tells you whats up cuz
Date: 1/13/00
Time: 10:57:08 PM
Local: Wen da girl stay swimming with tank top and shorts
Date: 1/13/00
Time: 10:54:19 PM
Local: When they are the only ones playing snow with tee shirt and shorts
Date: 1/13/00
Time: 10:51:04 PM
Local: When you remember the manapua man!
Date: 1/12/00
Time: 10:08:20 PM
Local: You live on the mainland and you still ask for "fruit punch"
when you go out to eat.
Date: 1/12/00
Time: 7:01:26 PM
Local: When you get one space between your big toe and your second toe. (from
the rubba slippa)
Date: 1/5/00
Time: 1:13:14 PM
Local: Instead of asking "what area you live?", they say "what
school you from?"
Date: 1/4/00
Time: 11:31:55 PM
Local: You put mochi crunch in popcorn when watching a movie
Date: 1/4/00
Time: 11:21:22 PM
Local: you know a threat from your muddah is a "good liking"o
Date: 1/4/00
Time: 10:02:13 AM
Local: when you get a ukelele for christmas
Date: 1/2/00
Time: 3:31:09 PM
Local: When you call everyone you meet "Eh Uncle or Eh Aunty"
Date: 12/30/99
Time: 2:04:52 PM
Local: When you call everyone you meet "Eh Uncle or Eh Aunty"
Date: 12/30/99
Time: 1:51:23 PM
Local: You know what makapiapia is
Date: 12/30/99
Time: 7:23:24 AM
Local: You know the difference between sushi and sashimi
Date: 12/30/99
Time: 7:15:43 AM
Local: When you scratch your "okole" and snuf up your
"hanabaddas"!
Date: 12/29/99
Time: 2:33:02 PM
Local: When you scratch your "okole" and snuf up your
"hanabaddas"!
Date: 12/29/99
Time: 2:25:38 PM
Local: start bleaching your hair when its way to light for your color
Date: 12/29/99
Time: 12:24:18 AM
Local: U order fruit punch at a mainland McDonalds
Date: 12/27/99
Time: 2:31:30 PM
Local: 51. by the way he wears his surf shorts.
Date: 12/26/99
Time: 8:59:18 PM
Local: none of da tires on your car are da same brand
Date: 12/25/99
Time: 3:27:44 AM
Local: your ikaika helmet hanging from your rear view mirror blocks your view of
da road
Date: 12/25/99
Time: 2:50:34 AM
Local: you hear the work katoosh & know what it is
Date: 12/21/99
Time: 12:37:22 PM
Local: Your second "Luggage" item is one big Cooler filled wit potagee
sausage, Young's Laulau, Opihi from Tamashiro's and dry Ice
Date: 12/19/99
Time: 7:29:09 PM
Local: You know what "La-Dat" means.
Date: 12/19/99
Time: 7:20:24 PM
Local: You say "ice shave" and "tomato beef" instead
of "shaved ice" and "beef tomato".
Date: 12/19/99
Time: 3:42:38 PM
Local: If you go Mcdonalds and start your order with "I like one da
kine"
Date: 12/18/99
Time: 10:22:33 PM
Local: leiass
Date: 12/18/99
Time: 8:14:12 PM
Local: their slippers
Date: 12/14/99
Time: 11:55:38 AM
Local: 51. When they com to a U.S. Mcdonalds and and ask for
"saimin".( Top Ramen )
Date: 12/12/99
Time: 4:45:58 PM
Local: They yell at each other in the store
Date: 12/12/99
Time: 12:33:24 PM
Local: Johnny Berand vs Ripper Collins at the Civic Auditorium.
Date: 12/9/99
Time: 4:28:05 AM
Local: You go Helena's for da good ahi bone
Date: 12/8/99
Time: 9:35:42 PM
Local: You can give and recieve directions in mauka and makai easily
Date: 12/8/99
Time: 9:33:59 PM
Local: you begin each sentence with "Eh..", "Eh, you get one
quarta?"
Date: 12/7/99
Time: 8:56:19 PM
Local: they ask, " What school you wen grad?"
Date: 12/6/99
Time: 10:15:57 AM
Local: you take furikake to the dining hall
Date: 12/5/99
Time: 6:56:01 PM
Local: when you're on the mainland & ask for a beverage..you say
"soda" & not "pop"
Date: 12/4/99
Time: 1:39:34 AM
Local: you call your girl friends "aunty" & guy friends
"uncle"
Date: 12/4/99
Time: 1:21:33 AM
Local: When you meet someone you say, "Oh, you know who da kine is???"
Date: 12/3/99
Time: 5:04:32 PM
Local: Go stay go, means go first I'll join you later.
Date: 12/1/99
Time: 12:16:21 PM
Local: they say "hui" anybody stay home?
Date: 11/29/99
Time: 10:55:31 AM
Local: if you know wat "buk-buk" is..
Date: 11/29/99
Time: 3:44:37 AM
Local: The best washcloth for the baby face, is your wet licked fingers.
Date: 11/26/99
Time: 3:50:22 PM
Local: You lick your fingers when pau kaukau
Date: 11/26/99
Time: 3:47:55 PM
Local: When eating, your shirt is your napkin.
Date: 11/26/99
Time: 3:47:10 PM
Local: Little girls wear shorts under their dresses.
Date: 11/26/99
Time: 3:19:11 PM
Local: your toes stay all spread out
Date: 11/17/99
Time: 5:09:08 PM
Local: your toes stay all spread out
Date: 11/17/99
Time: 4:53:48 PM
Local: wen you go "ppsssstt" in the crowded mall and yo sista turns
around.
Date: 11/17/99
Time: 2:43:50 PM
Local: when you go to their house and they try to feed you the refigerator
Date: 11/17/99
Time: 2:29:56 PM
Local: First ad in the sunday paper they look for is Long's Drug
Date: 11/12/99
Time: 12:55:58 AM
Local: You know who Bula'ia is.
Date: 11/10/99
Time: 9:14:20 AM
Local: 42. You remember places like "Point After, Jilly's at the reef
and Rex's
Date: 11/7/99
Time: 8:57:24 PM
Local: if you go through Kaneohe and its raining.
Date: 11/4/99
Time: 4:08:08 PM
Local: When you know 101 ways to fix a slippa
Date: 11/3/99
Time: 5:44:08 PM
Local: You give directions without using street names
Date: 11/2/99
Time: 9:49:49 PM
Local: When you say "shoyu", not soy sauce
Date: 10/31/99
Time: 10:01:04 PM
Local: You know the difference between long rice and long grain rice
Date: 10/29/99
Time: 11:38:37 AM
Local: Wen your kids in Colorado Springs ask you fo go trick or treating back
home in Hawaii
Date: 10/29/99
Time: 9:50:48 AM
Local: Wen you say "bumbye" instead of later.
Date: 10/29/99
Time: 9:43:25 AM
Local: when you fly back to Baltimore with half gallon aloha shoyu, ten gouveas'
portuguese sausages, slippahs, Hawaiian salt, and auntie's recipes for portuguese bean
soup and pork guisantes
Date: 10/25/99
Time: 2:34:09 PM
Local: When you call the refridgerator.. "Icebox". When you look
for "pupus" and not chips and salsa.
Date: 10/24/99
Time: 2:20:52 PM
Local: You can walk on broken glass or put out cigarettes barefoot... you didn't
have to wear shoes to elem school
Date: 10/22/99
Time: 7:58:49 AM
Local: when you go to the beach and look for a tree to spread out your blanket
so you no get sunburned
Date: 10/10/99
Time: 7:25:44 PM
Local: when you walk around a mainland mall wearing a 10 for 1.00 Hawaiian tee
shirt that you'd never be caught wearing in Hawaii
Date: 10/4/99
Time: 6:42:57 PM
Local: when you walk around a mainland mall wearing a 10 for 1.00 Hawaiian tee
shirt that you'd never be caught wearing in Hawaii
Date: 10/4/99
Time: 6:42:50 PM
Local: when talking about someone with a friend you say, " Yea, I just seen
him da uta day", instead of "saw him"
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:52:35 AM
Local: when you didn't understand the teachers instruction, you asked, "wha
kine"
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:49:55 AM
Local: you used to say, "Book um Danno"
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:47:44 AM
Local: you still sing or play Melvene Leed's "Kanaka Wai Wai"
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:45:24 AM
Local: you remember the "ice cream" truck was one Datsun pick-up with
one ice box in the back
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:43:48 AM
Local: you remember "Pick-a-Pop"
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:39:31 AM
Local: you call it "suji" and not fishing line
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:38:12 AM
Local: you ever wrote your real name and telephone number on the bus stop
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:33:55 AM
Local: da same tourist tought your pigeon was hawaiian
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:31:36 AM
Local: one tourist asked you for directs, and was moa lost afta dat
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:29:14 AM
Local: one tourist asked you for directions, and was moa lost afta dat
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:26:47 AM
Local: You ever said, "ruff take"
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:17:43 AM
Local: In elementary, you used to role up one pants leg when playing kickball,
and say "baby bouncy"
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:14:58 AM
Local: When you remembah the Cheeseburga delux at Barny's in Ewa Beach was
called "The Smashed Cow"
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 12:01:59 AM
Local: You gotta have shoyu on your macoroni salad
Date: 10/2/99
Time: 11:34:11 PM
Local: Every "Friday" means ~ALOHA FRIDAY~
Date: 10/2/99
Time: 1:37:01 PM
Local: wen u talk li dat
Date: 10/2/99
Time: 1:32:02 PM
Local: u can "type" in pidgeon.. li dat.... u gotta be local....
no lie... i promise.
Date: 10/2/99
Time: 1:27:06 PM
Local: You leave your slippa's at the front door. And you have no
thoughts that they will get stolen.
Date: 10/2/99
Time: 1:15:16 PM
Local: You call weed pakalolo, not marijuana
Date: 9/30/99
Time: 7:54:08 PM
Local: The nights are in the 60 degrees and your freezing
Date: 9/29/99
Time: 2:54:05 PM
Local: You call a shopping cart a wagon
Date: 9/29/99
Time: 2:51:28 PM
Local: when you have a war head or a dried lei hanging from your rear view
mirror.
Date: 9/28/99
Time: 1:32:43 PM
Local: "You like beef?" is not a vegetarian request
Date: 9/25/99
Time: 12:42:39 PM
Local: You talk story with da gangies and remember "hanabudda days".
Date: 9/24/99
Time: 3:13:22 PM
Local: When you don't know a persons name and just say "Eh Brah!".
Date: 9/22/99
Time: 9:12:45 PM
Local: You gotta have "Aloha" shoyu.
Date: 9/21/99
Time: 11:40:50 PM
Local: You gotta have "Aloha" shoyu
Date: 9/21/99
Time: 11:39:06 PM
Local: You gotta have "Aloha" shoyu
Date: 9/21/99
Time: 11:38:24 PM
Local: you get plenny leis graduation time
Date: 9/18/99
Time: 6:30:51 PM
Local: Upon meeting someone new, you ask "What high school you graduate
from?"
Date: 9/17/99
Time: 12:57:38 PM
Local: You wear socks w/ rubba slippa on cold days
Date: 9/17/99
Time: 12:51:41 PM
Local: when you know "lickins'" is NOT a come on or pick up line
Date: 9/15/99
Time: 1:28:21 PM
Local: When you pay $16.00 a gallon to buy and ship Aloha Shoyu to the East
Coast
Date: 9/14/99
Time: 5:03:26 AM
Local: you give directions to a place by telling them what was there 10-15 years
ago
Date: 9/13/99
Time: 8:53:04 PM
Local: When you know that hanah buttah no go on top bread.
Date: 9/7/99
Time: 4:56:33 PM
Local: oyu go beach every day
Date: 9/6/99
Time: 4:48:16 PM
Local: When you use to buy one ten cents pack gum with food stamp plenty time so
you can have about $5.00 in change.
Date: 9/4/99
Time: 2:51:59 AM
Local: you know what "da kine" mean.
Date: 9/4/99
Time: 2:48:46 AM
Local: you never fill up your gas pass quarter tank.
Date: 9/4/99
Time: 2:40:08 AM
Local: When you get one name like Kawika " Palu-Master Ika Juice "
Benz
Date: 9/2/99
Time: 8:52:15 PM
Local: When you know that Don Yang is not the name of one porno movie
Date: 9/2/99
Time: 8:49:39 PM
Local: Your older unkles all have "farmers' tans"
Date: 9/1/99
Time: 6:54:25 PM
Local: when you eat tuna sandwich and saimin
Date: 8/31/99
Time: 9:12:29 PM
Local: When they get one website called DA ULUA HOUSE !
Date: 8/30/99
Time: 10:09:44 PM
Local: When you get MOUTA in your eye.
Date: 8/30/99
Time: 10:05:11 PM
Local: When everybody is your cuz.(Whats Up Cuz!)
Date: 8/30/99
Time: 10:01:48 PM
Local: When you say howzit instead of hello.
Date: 8/30/99
Time: 9:55:40 PM
Local: when your bebadees get skid maks
Date: 8/27/99
Time: 6:01:43 PM
Local: when you gotback to school shopping is swap meat
Date: 8/27/99
Time: 5:47:11 PM
Local: when you gotta cook rice before your fada come home
Date: 8/27/99
Time: 5:45:35 PM
Local: when your breakfast is one cigrett
Date: 8/27/99
Time: 5:24:03 PM
Local: Two pairs of shoes, everyday slippah, dress slippah
Date: 8/27/99
Time: 3:33:27 PM
Local: you can undahstan' whut I chrying fo' se, you no da kine!
Date: 8/27/99
Time: 11:52:45 AM
Local: You drag your slipper when you walk.
Date: 8/25/99
Time: 12:26:49 AM
Local: If you standing on the side of the road selling Laulau
Date: 8/20/99
Time: 11:50:34 PM
Local: You're thirty three years old and still living home with Mom and Dad.....
Date: 8/20/99
Time: 6:00:25 PM
Local: you know you local wen all you like do is go bingo!
Date: 7/30/99
Time: 6:14:02 PM
Local: when dey go up for seconds and thirds when dey eat
Date: 7/30/99
Time: 6:12:48 PM
Local: If dey say, "i get dea, when i get dea..."
Date: 7/30/99
Time: 6:12:04 PM
Local: If dey say, "eh, we related!"
Date: 7/30/99
Time: 6:09:35 PM
Local: If dey lookin' at you and say "and den?"
Date: 7/30/99
Time: 6:07:40 PM
Local: If you da only one bringin' yo old coola...
Date: 7/30/99
Time: 6:04:38 PM
Local: You da only one wearing aloha shirt in the winta time!
Date: 7/30/99
Time: 6:03:44 PM
Local: When you see all the big hair in the car and bumper sticker that says,
"Got Poi?!"
Date: 7/30/99
Time: 6:01:27 PM
Local: When you see us locals on the side of the road sitting on the tailgate
eating ball rice with ume and spam or vienna sausage with our hands
Date: 7/30/99
Time: 5:58:41 PM
Local: You know somebody local when they like spam, rice, and egg on top rice
with shoyu and maynaise with kimchee on the side and one pepsi!
Date: 7/30/99
Time: 5:56:09 PM
Local: hawaiian web graphics
Date: 7/29/99
Time: 2:35:01 PM
Local: you say "Tro um in da rubbish can," not the trash or
garbage can
Date: 7/27/99
Time: 7:12:53 PM
Local: If they still wear their grandpa's old beer can/yarn hat.
Date: 7/25/99
Time: 1:22:14 AM
Local: If they ever participated in "Kill Haole Day" before.
Date: 7/25/99
Time: 1:18:51 AM
Local: If they start singing the Exchange Juice song and they join in!
Date: 7/25/99
Time: 1:16:08 AM
Local: I fyou're girlfreind/wife spends rent money on Hawaiian jewlery
Date: 7/22/99
Time: 9:19:56 PM
Local: I fyou're girlfreind/wife spends rent money on Hawaiian jewlery
Date: 7/22/99
Time: 9:19:50 PM
Local: I fyou're girlfreind/wife spends rent money on Hawaiian jewlery
Date: 7/22/99
Time: 9:19:43 PM
Local: when you stay in da mainland and you call all da kine buggahs and dey act
like no understan what you say. Or when you stay in the mainland you da only guy who get
one shirt wit flowah on top and dey look at you like you mahoo
Date: 7/21/99
Time: 9:38:22 PM
Local: when you say pao to the mainlanders and they look at you funny
Date: 7/21/99
Time: 9:33:12 PM
Local: If you know at least one olelo no'eau
Date: 7/14/99
Time: 9:21:50 AM
Local: Bring ono grinds to potluck, not junk like potatoe chips and dip.
Date: 7/12/99
Time: 12:53:17 PM
Local: If there is a cock in their ear...
Date: 7/12/99
Time: 11:57:08 AM
Local: when to go to a mainland restaurant and rice isn't one of the starch
selections and it pisses you off
Date: 7/9/99
Time: 8:29:19 PM
Local: when somebody tells you "what" and you know it's not a question
Date: 7/9/99
Time: 8:27:57 PM
Local: when somebody tells you "what" and you know it's not a question
Date: 7/9/99
Time: 8:27:50 PM
Local: Know the "best" plate lunch has two scoops rice.
Date: 7/9/99
Time: 12:28:35 PM
Local: you have a lanai, not a patio and you wear slippahs, not flip-flops, or
shower shoes
Date: 7/6/99
Time: 8:57:13 PM
Local: when she get 5 pounds hawaiian bracelets on.
Date: 7/5/99
Time: 10:44:41 AM
Local: The first and sometimes the only song you can play on the ukulele is surf
Date: 7/3/99
Time: 6:20:42 PM
Local: You use your hands to eat rice, not a fork!
Date: 6/30/99
Time: 8:44:30 AM
Local: You like grind "li hing" anyting.
Date: 6/29/99
Time: 11:28:12 AM
Local: you know the difference between "poke" and "poki"
Date: 6/26/99
Time: 10:48:27 AM
Local: you not offended by the words "haole", "popolo",
"kanaka", or "pake"
Date: 6/26/99
Time: 10:46:18 AM
Local: they tell you, "no make stink" and you know what it means
Date: 6/26/99
Time: 10:43:06 AM
Local: you go business meeting on the mainland wearing shorts, t-shirt, and
slippahs
Date: 6/26/99
Time: 10:40:51 AM
Local: You say, "Let me talk stories wid you" instead of "Let me
tell you some stories."
Date: 6/25/99
Time: 8:58:59 PM
Local: When you come to the mainland and you order "Portugese sausage,
eggs, and rice" or order saimin at McDonald's
Date: 6/25/99
Time: 8:53:40 PM
Local: When you come to the mainland and you order "Portugese sausage,
eggs, and rice" or order saimin
Date: 6/25/99
Time: 8:51:26 PM
Local: Instead of using the word "plenty" you say "choke"
Date: 6/25/99
Time: 8:48:05 PM
Local: When you say podagee instead of Portugese
Date: 6/24/99
Time: 11:00:16 AM
Local: You're favorite show was "Checkers and Pogo"
Date: 6/23/99
Time: 8:25:31 AM
Local: Someone says, "You like Beef" that they aren't interested in
your favorite food
Date: 6/23/99
Time: 8:04:33 AM
Local: it doesnt surprise you to find black beans at the bottom of your shave
ice
Date: 6/23/99
Time: 5:29:42 AM
Local: You see "Gekko ona da wall" an not scream!
Date: 6/23/99
Time: 2:03:49 AM
Local: when you do everything bumbai
Date: 6/22/99
Time: 10:12:31 AM
Local: nipponboy1@aol.com
Date: 6/21/99
Time: 4:24:21 PM
Local: The big smile and warm welcome
Date: 6/21/99
Time: 5:27:46 AM
Local: You go 7-Eleven for musubi or sushi-pack instead of a slurpee...
Date: 6/20/99
Time: 10:18:48 AM
Local: You go to the mainland and bring rubbah slippahs just to wear inside the
hotel room
Date: 6/17/99
Time: 11:20:34 PM
Local: Your Star Bulletin newspaper route went through the banana groves in
Kailua..
Date: 6/14/99
Time: 7:01:31 AM
Local: You know where to get Plate lunch in Waimanalu after body surfing at
Makapu.
Date: 6/14/99
Time: 6:51:52 AM
Local: When you see them eating Li Hi Mui and you like some. When they
trying to get all of their relatives for send poi and dried fish. When they wearing
one heavy coat and shorts and slippahs and stay 40 degrees farenheit.
Date: 6/12/99
Time: 12:35:18 AM
Local: When you on the mainland, and you see somebody that might be from Hawaii,
and you yell "Pakalolo" and they look around.
Date: 6/12/99
Time: 12:29:28 AM
Local: Its called SHOYU, not soy sauce!!!
Date: 6/11/99
Time: 11:47:32 PM
Local: when you say "my kite wen buck-a-loose" ....
Date: 6/9/99
Time: 6:29:09 PM
Local: When you know the difference between Haole and Hauoli. When you
tell your dog Kuli Kuli instead of Shut Up. When you go wild boar hunting and know
the difference between trackers, grabbers and nippers. When you know that Punchbowl is not
something you use to mix drinks in. When you know that Redroof College is not a
school. When you know what the Ua is. When you know the difference between Lua
and Luau. When food tastes good and you say Broke da mouth, snap the jaw, carrang da
alas. When you know what it means to go Moi Moi and Au Au. When you know what
it means to make Sook Sook and Uru Uru. When you know what Hanna Batta is.
When you know that Chicken Hekka is more than a Heck of a good meal. When you know
what it is to go Pick plums down by the riva. When you know and show what the Aloha
Spirit is.
Date: 6/8/99
Time: 8:14:26 AM
Local: When you know the difference between Haole and Hauoli
Date: 6/8/99
Time: 8:02:29 AM
Local: You know that "Chicken Heka" is more than a heck of a good
meal.
Date: 6/8/99
Time: 7:36:22 AM
Local: You sweat when you eat cause so ono
Date: 6/4/99
Time: 5:23:33 AM
Local: They pay big money to have poi shipped to the mainland
Date: 6/4/99
Time: 5:21:12 AM
Local: You know that bananas appear to grow upside down
Date: 5/31/99
Time: 3:23:53 PM
Local: If there is a gap between your big toe and second toe-from wearing
slippahs. Or your born with the gap between your toes.
Date: 5/29/99
Time: 10:44:59 AM
Local: you say "uku" instead of head lice
Date: 5/29/99
Time: 3:36:32 AM
Local: If you hug and kiss everyone you know and meet, and say "How you
stay, honey?"; If you have more than one Hawaiian Bracelet, each with three
names, and you say you are wearing them until your daughta is old enough, 'cept she 30
already; If you have to see if there are any new jokes on this list; when you on the
mainland walking barefoot on concrete and everyone there thinks you';re, crazy, when
really da slippahs wore tru soooo many time, your heel all crack and is hahdah don da
road; C& H commercials look like your chilkdhood memories and yo get chicken skin
...50 years ol is still good, plenny time yet on the beach...
Date: 5/27/99
Time: 10:04:53 PM
Local: My sistah still tinks Holiday Mart had da best noodles, and you agree;
when da hauoli girl is singing chalang-a-lang and neva see the light change and the 300 lb
brah, come ova to her and says "you go Punahou?", wiggles his thumb and little
finger by his hip and she pulls over and they go in da bushes and talk story, after she
mentions "da kine"...
Date: 5/27/99
Time: 9:53:16 PM
Local: everyone sits in the shade at waimanalo beach with a case of cold
ones, right after breakfast at Zippy's, where you also had dinner.
Date: 5/27/99
Time: 9:39:41 PM
Local: when you go to rainbow drive-inn to order "boneless gravy all
over".
Date: 5/22/99
Time: 12:50:48 PM
Local: when you say "ice box" not refridgerator...
Date: 5/15/99
Time: 9:15:50 PM
Local: You call a refridgerator "the ice box".
Date: 5/15/99
Time: 9:03:44 PM
Local: you sold por-ta-gee sausage or sweet bread for go to one school field
trip
Date: 5/15/99
Time: 8:02:49 PM
Local: You know what it takes to get into Kamehameha Schools.
Date: 5/15/99
Time: 1:18:04 PM
Local: you know da kin' bugga's with one gidi gidi's on the head
Date: 5/13/99
Time: 6:32:12 AM
Local: When you say fada' and mada' not father and mother
Date: 5/13/99
Time: 6:28:20 AM
Local: if you gotta bring or buy rice for the potkluck at work on the mainland
Date: 5/10/99
Time: 5:00:27 PM
Local: if you gotta bring or buy rice for the pot luck at work on the mainland
Date: 5/10/99
Time: 4:50:43 PM
