What kind of car does a
Portuguese person drives? A Camaro
What is the color of a Portuguese
persons car? Silva
What sound does the car make? Pacheco..
pacheco...pacheco. OR Techiera...Techiera...Techiera.
One day three men from OCCC was
planning an escape. They dug a deep hole under the fence and made their escape. The guards
were chasing them down fiercely with hunting dogs. The three men ran for cover and each
climbed up the mango trees. The dogs led the guards to the first tree. The dogs were
barking loud and the Hawaiian guy was nervous and scared. He thought quickly and made the
sound of a bird chirping. The guards soon thought that the dogs lost the trail of one of
the escapees and let the dogs go on to another scent of an inmate. The dogs led the guards
to another mango tree. This time it was a Chinese guy. Quickly thinking of how the
Hawaiian guy outsmarted the guards, the Chinese guy started to hoot like an owl. The
guards again left the tree and went on to another scent that the other dogs picked up.
This time it was the Portuguese guy. The Portuguese guy thought he had it made. He knew
that the Hawaiian and the Chinese guys outsmarted the prison guards and he too had a plan.
The Portuguese guy said,"Mooooo." The guards looked up into the tree and saw the
Portuguese guy and arrested him.
