Pass Me...
(Submitted via email by
Dina)
They were three guys dining with their wives, a Chinese, a
Portuguese and a Hawaiian. During dinner the Chinese said to his wife, "Pass the
sugar, Sugar."
Proudly she did while the other wives looked enviously.
Later, the Portuguese said to his wife, "Pass the honey, Honey." She too was
proud of the gesture.
Trying to out do the other men, the Hawaiian thought for a moment and suddenly looked
to his wife and said, "Pass the Kalua, Pig."
