One day Kimo comes home from work all
distressed and worried. Kimo tells his mother that he is worried about getting into
heaven. Therefore, Kimo tells his mom " Ma if I should ever pass away before you,
please bury 2 Akule on my grave." Kimo's mom says: "Kimo, no talk like that!
Besides why would you want me to bury 2 Akule on your grave?" Kimo replies: "The
fish is an offering to god so I am in good faith with him." Kimo's mom says:
"Okay Kimo I will carry out your wish."
The next day as Kimo was going to work
he was blind-sided by a drunk driver and was killed instantly. Soon after that at the
funeral Kimo's mother carried out his last wish and buried two Akule on his grave. As Kimo
ascended into the heavens he reached the pearly gates and St. Peter was there to greet
him. So Kimo holds out his two Akule and tells St. Peter that this is his offering, please
let me into heaven. St. Peter looks at Kimo and says: It's not that easy Kimo, you have to
sacrifice to get in. I'm going to have to ask you turn around bend over and I have to
shove the 2 Akule in you're okole!" Kimo thinks and says:" Okay whatever it
takes to get in to heaven" As St. Peter pushes the first Akule in, he hears Kimo
start to giggle, "hee-hee-hee." St. Peter thinks it's a little odd and starts to
push the second Akule in Kimo's okole and hears Kimo start to laugh. St. Peter asks:"
Hey Kimo how come you laughing? You supposed to be sacrificing and in discomfort."
Kimo says:" I was just thinking about my friend Manny, he was with me when we died.
His mother buried him with a Marlin!"
