A haole and a Portagee were watching
Monday Night Football together. The haole said “I’ll bet you ten dollars the
quarterback throws an interception on the next play.”
The Portagee says “You’re on!”
Sure enough, on the very next play, the quarterback throws an interception.
“Shet!”, says the Portagee, and hands the haole a ten dollar bill.
“I cannot take your money”, says the haole. “I confess that I listened
to this football game earlier this afternoon on the radio”.
“So did I”, said the Portagee, “But I nevah thought he would be stupid
enough to do it again!”
