There once was a Filipino man who
worked at the grocery store and noticed that someone left their lights on their vehicle.
He decided to be a good Samaritan and announced the following over the intercom system:
"excush mae, der eez a ca wit de lights on, license phlate numbearrr, LBQ123, El as
in elepant, vee as in victory, and q as in cucumbearrr.