One day, the King of the Jungle wanted to tour
his kingdom and ask them all a simple question, "Who is the King of the Jungle?"
He came across a giraffe and said, "Grrr!!!! Who is the King of the
Jungle?!!!"
The Giraffe answered, "Why, why, You are!!!"
"That’s right!" said the lion and he went on his way.
Soon he came to a zebra eating grass and said, "Grrr!!! Who is the
King of the Jungle?!!"
"You, you, you are!!!" said the zebra.
"That’s right!" said the lion and he went on his way.
The lion did this to every animal he saw along the way. Eventually he came
to an elephant.
"Grrr!!! Who is the King of the Jungle?!!!"
The elephant looked at the lion. Grabbed him with his trunk. Swung him in
to the tree. Slammed the lion into the ground several times. Then, pounded the lion with
his foot until the lion looked terrible.
As the lion got up and wobbled away he said, "Gee whiz! Just because
you neva know da answer no need get mad!!!"
