Late one Saturday night, a haole guy
and his girlfriend pulled off the highway and parked in a cane field so they could be
alone.
Just as the guy shut off his engine, several Hawaiians jumped out of the sugar cane and
began hitting his car with baseball bats. The haole and his girlfriend held each other and
cowered with fear!
After the Hawaiians beat the car for several minutes, one of them shattered the
windshield with his bat.
"What do you guys want?," shouted the terrified haole.
The Hawaiian looked through the broken window and said "Like buy kulolo?"
