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Daniel's ASCII Sushi List
(from alt.ascii-art, rec.arts.ascii)

                        == Daniel's ASCII Sushi List ==


       ,;'''''''';,
      |',________,'|        |\| | /~_ | |~> | ~/ | | (~ |_| |
      |            |        | | | \_/ | |~\ | /_ |_| _) | | |
       '.________.'       =====================================



       ,;'''''''';,           ,;;;;;;;;;;,           ,;'''''''';,
     ,'  ________  ',       ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,       ,'  ||||||||  ',
     ;,;'        ';,'       ;;;'        ';;'       |||'        '|||
       '.________.'           '.________.'           '.________.'

          Maguro                   Toro                  Saba
          (Tuna)               (Fatty Tuna)            (Mackerel)


        ==========            ,iiiiiiiiii,           ,;'''''''';,
     ///==========\\\       ,iiiiiiiiiiiiii,       ,'  ________  ',
    ///='        '=\\\      iii'        'ii'       ;,;'        ';,'
       '.________.'           '.________.'           '.________.'

	    Ika                   Sake                  Hamachi 
	  (Squid)               (Salmon)              (Yellowtail)
	  

	   ,     ,                                    ,,,,,,,,,,, 
      ;';' ''''' ;,;        ------;;;;------       ,'' ;  ;  ;  ''|||\///
     ,'  ________  ',      |______|;;|______|      ',,_;__;__;__;,'''/\\\
     ;,;'        ';,'        |    |;;|    |         |            | 
       '.________.'           '.__|;;|__.'           '.________.'
	  
          Mirugai                Tamago                   Ebi
       (Giant Clam)            (Cooked Egg)             (Shrimp)


 	 _ ___  _               ,,,,,,,,             ............
       ,@@@@@@@@@@,         |'''        '''|        ',_;__;__;___;;;;///
      |'@@@@@@@@@@'|       |,,,,________,,,,|       ',_;__;__;__;'''\\\\
      |            |         |            |         |            |
       '.________.'           '.________.'           '.________.' 

	    Uni                   Unagi                 Ama Ebi
	(Sea Urchin)         (Fresh Water Eel)       (Sweet Shrimp)
	

     	                        _ ___  _               _ ___  _
       ,;'''''''';,           ,;;;;;;;;;;,           .oooooooooo.
     ,'  _o_o_o_o  ',        |';;;;;;;;;;'|         |'oooooooooo'| 
    ,,,;'        ';,'        |            |         |            | 
       '.________.'           '.________.'           '.________.'

	   Tako                  Tobiko                  Ikura
	 (Octopus)          (Flying Fish Roe)         (Salmon Roe)



	     ,;'''';,
	    |',____,'|        |\/| /| |/ | ~/ | | (~ |_| |
	    |        |        |  |/~| |\ | /_ |_| _) | | |
	     '.____.'       ================================


	
       ,;'@@';,    ,;'@@';,    ,;'@@';,
      |',_@@_,'|  |',_@@_,'|  |',_@@_,'|      Tekka Maki 
      |        |  |        |  |        |      (Tuna Roll)
       '.____.'    '.____.'    '.____.'

	
       ,;'OO';,    ,;'OO';,    ,;'OO';,
      |',_OO_,'|  |',_OO_,'|  |',_OO_,'|       Kappa Maki 
      |        |  |        |  |        |     (Cucumber Roll)
       '.____.'    '.____.'    '.____.'

	 
       ,;'O@';,    ,;'O@';,    ,;'O@';,
      |',_@H_,'|  |',_@H_,'|  |',_@H_,'|     California Roll
      |        |  |        |  |        |     
       '.____.'    '.____.'    '.____.'


	      	              ,___/
	           ,,,,,''''''|#####      Hand Rolled Sushi
 	 ,,,,,'''''           |--%%     
        ~--------_____________|==\==

				    
Daniel C. Au
dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu