A Hawaiian man walks into
a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the
boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
The man matter-of-factly
replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh, I see,”
replied the boy pensively.
He looks over the display
and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies,
“Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
Sunday.”
“Cool!” says the
boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for
college men,” the dad answers. “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for
Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed
the boy. “Then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad
replies, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for
March, one for...”
