| A'LA CARTE |
CUM DROP SOUP
(Fresh every 27 days) |
PEE YU
PLATTER
(Clothes Pins Extra) |
HOO FLUNG POO
(Napkins & raincoats provided) |
YUNG POON
TANK
(No take out orders accepted) |
| LUNCHEON SPECIALS |
1.) SUM YUNG
CHICK
(Different and delicious) |
$6.99 |
2) WON HUNB
LO
(Chinese meatballs) |
$6.99 |
3) SUM DUM
FUCK
(Same as #1 with extra sauce) |
$9.69 |
4) CUM SUM
TWAT
(Dinner for parties of 3 or more) |
$16.99 |
5) SUC MI
PORK
(Chef's special) |
$6.99 |
6) FUC YU MAN
(Speciality of the house) |
$6.69 |
| Dinner combinations inlcudes smeg roll and fortune nookie |
1) GOO IN
HAND
(For those dining alone) |
$6.99 |
2) GOO WEE
CHICK
(Sloppy, seconds no extra charge) |
$6.99 |
3) CUM TOO
SOON
(Order early, these go fast) |
$6.99 |
4) SUC MI
WANG
(Traditional Chinese Meatloaf) |
$6.99 |
5) SUM DUM
CHICK
(You get what you pay for) |
$4.99 |
6) FUC MEI
SLO
(Not avaiable after 10pm) |
$5.68 |
7) LIK MI
CLIT
(Delicous lip smaking delicacy) |
$6.65 |
8) CHO KON IT
(For the deep throated) |
$4.55 |
9) FUC SUM
NOW
(For those in a hurry) |
$3.56 |
10) WAI TU
YUNG
(Not avaiable on school nights) |
$5.88 |
11) TUNG SUM
CHICK
(A taste bud tingler) |
$5.84 |
12) SUM GULP
CUM
(Lo-cal diet special) |
$4.99 |
