This guy walks into this doctor office
and says "I would like a new brain." The doc looks at him and says "I got
three brains on the wall to choose from."
The guy says, "How much is the
first one?" The doc says, "That's a lawyer's brain that is $200,000." The
guy says, "I don't like lawyers."
The doc says, "The second one I
have is a doctors brain that is $100,000." The guy says, "Doctor's brains have
too much stress."
The guy says, "What is the third
brain in the glass case?" The doc says, "That's a Portuguese brain that is
$100,000,000." The guy says, "WOW! I'll take that one!" The doc says,
"Why that one?" The guy says, "Portuguese don't use their brains like the
other two. So it's still fresh..."
