China, New Zealand, New England, and
Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast.
China went first. He steps up and says "I want to make a toast to the
Great Wall of China!" All of the Chinese people cheered. Then, the leader of New
Zealand steps up and he says "I want to make a toast to the green grass of
New Zealand!" Everyone from New Zealand now cheered. Then the Prince of New England
steps up and he says "I want to make a toast to my mom the Queen of
New England!" So everyone from New England cheered. Then finally a drunk
Samoan from Samoa was about to toast but his leader tried to stop him but he couldn't so the drunk
Samoan says "(I want to make a toast to the Bull of Samoa. Everyone freezes and they
say "The Bull of Samoa... What is that?" Then he says,
"Yeah the Bull of Samoa - The Bull of Samoa jumps over the Great Wall of
China, takes a crap on the green grass of New Zealand and bones the Queen of
New England.
