An American salesman in
Japan happens to have a meeting with a Japanese executive to discuss the deal of his life.
Millions of dollars are at stake and the American hits it off with the Japanese executive.
At the end of the day long meeting the Japanese executive invites the American to play
golf with him the next day at which time they will close the deal.
The American knows a little Japanese and says domo "arigato" (thank you) and
"sayonara" (goodbye) and returns to his hotel. He is so excited he can't get to
sleep. It is a tremendous honor to be asked to play golf with this gentleman. He decides
to reward himself and he goes to a local geisha house. He gets a girl, goes back to one of
the rooms and they start having sex. He's all excited and he really starts getting into
it. All of a sudden the woman starts screaming, "Tatagoochie! Tatagoochie!" He
figures, he must be doing real well, she must be loving this, so he continues, more
vigorously. She continues to yell "Tatagoochie! Tatagoochie!". Wow, he thinks, I
must be
doing real well.
He eventually finishes,
leaving her in a heap on the floor mumbling "Tatagoochie! Tatagoochie!". He
dresses, and leaves marveling at his great day impressed that she liked him so much.
The next day, he goes out to the golf club. He and the Japanese executive play. Things are
going very well as they approach the third hole, par 3, 185 yards. The Japanese executive
has honors, steps up, hits a beautiful 7 wood which bounces in front of the green, onto
the green and right into the cup. . . a hole in one!
The American decides to impress the Japanese executive with his Japanese, applauds and
says "Tatagoochie!, Tatagoochie!"
The Japanese executive looks at him and says, "What you mean, wrong hole?"
