10) I may look like a nerd but it's only
a disguise.
9) I carry this beeper not to feel
important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.
8) Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in
high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.
7) Has anyone ever told you you look like
Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
6) What do I do? Gee, I thought you would
never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
5) Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy
Luck Club."
4) Do I cook? Well, not really but I can
whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
3) You know what? It's strange, but I get
mistaken for a white guy all the time!
2) Hey baby, wan ride in my 16-valve,
twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll
leave you breathless?
1) My eyes may seem small but I've got a
HUGE personality!
